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Storm's A Comin'

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 17 August 2016
Hits: 2676

What do a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common?

As soon as you see it coming you know someone is going to lose a trailer.

Ask Sherwin Williams

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 16 August 2016
Hits: 2895

They finally came out new a new blonde paint.

It's not real bright, but it's cheap... and it spreads easy.

On The High Seas

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 15 August 2016
Hits: 2818

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his dick. The bartender looks at him and says: "Hey matey, do you know you have a steering wheel attached to your dick?"

The pirate replies: "Arrrgh... and it's driving me nuts!"

A Sign of the Times

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 14 August 2016
Hits: 3210

Two deaf men were in a coffee shop discussing their wives. One signs to the other: "Man, was my wife mad at me last night! She went on and on and wouldn't stop!"

His buddy signs back: "When my wife goes off on me I just don't listen." The fist guy signs: "How do you do that?"

His friend signs to him: "Easy! I turn the lights off!"

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My Kind Of Rabbi!

A congregation honors a rabbi for twenty-five years of service by sending him to Hawaii for a week, all-expenses paid. When he walks into his room, there's a nude girl lying on the bed.

He immediately picks up the phone, calls his temple, and says, "Where is your respect? As your rabbi, I am very, very angry with you."

The girl gets up to leave and starts to get dressed when the rabbi stops her and says, "Where are you going? I'm not angry with you."

Who Knows What?

What do you get when you cross a whore with a systems engineer?

A fuckin know-it-all!

It's 11 pm...

What do you call a man who lost all his intelligence?

A widower.

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