Every Frickin' Joke
Storm's A Comin'
- Category: Just Plain Funny
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What do a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common?
As soon as you see it coming you know someone is going to lose a trailer.
Ask Sherwin Williams
- Category: Just Plain Funny
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They finally came out new a new blonde paint.
It's not real bright, but it's cheap... and it spreads easy.
On The High Seas
- Category: Dick Jokes
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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his dick. The bartender looks at him and says: "Hey matey, do you know you have a steering wheel attached to your dick?"
The pirate replies: "Arrrgh... and it's driving me nuts!"
A Sign of the Times
- Category: Just Plain Funny
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Two deaf men were in a coffee shop discussing their wives. One signs to the other: "Man, was my wife mad at me last night! She went on and on and wouldn't stop!"
His buddy signs back: "When my wife goes off on me I just don't listen." The fist guy signs: "How do you do that?"
His friend signs to him: "Easy! I turn the lights off!"
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