Every Frickin' Joke
Who I'm Voting For
- Category: Just Plain Funny
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Many people have been asking who I'm voting for in the next election. My answer:
"To tell you the truth, I'm never voting again...Because voting is like marriage, no matter who you choose, it turns out bad."
Good Thing He Had His Eyes Open
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A guy is having dinner with his girlfriend at a restaurant when he suddenly gets down on one knee.
His surprised girlfriend begins to say: "This is so sudden..." When the guy interrupts: "Shhh... my wife just walked in!"
You're Asking The Wrong Person
- Category: And that's when the fight started...
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The family was having dinner last night when our son turned to his mother and asked: "Mom, what's a blowjob"
I turned to him and said: "Your mother doesn't know son."
And that's when the fight started...
In The Classroom
- Category: Just Plain Funny
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The teacher asked the class: "What's the capital of Wisconsin?"
The blonde raised her hand and answered: "W"
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