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Who I'm Voting For

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 20 October 2016
Hits: 3253

Many people have been asking who I'm voting for in the next election. My answer:

"To tell you the truth, I'm never voting again...Because voting is like marriage, no matter who you choose, it turns out bad."

Good Thing He Had His Eyes Open

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 19 October 2016
Hits: 3379

A guy is having dinner with his girlfriend at a restaurant when he suddenly gets down on one knee.

His surprised girlfriend begins to say: "This is so sudden..." When the guy interrupts: "Shhh... my wife just walked in!"

You're Asking The Wrong Person

Category: And that's when the fight started...
Published: 18 October 2016
Hits: 2439

The family was having dinner last night when our son turned to his mother and asked: "Mom, what's a blowjob"

I turned to him and said: "Your mother doesn't know son."

And that's when the fight started...

In The Classroom

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 17 October 2016
Hits: 2776

The teacher asked the class: "What's the capital of Wisconsin?"

The blonde raised her hand and answered: "W"

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What Turns You On?

My wife and I were talking about what turns men and women on. I asked her: "Why do you think men like big tits and a tight ass?"

She said: "In your case because you’ve got a big mouth and a small dick."

And that's when the fight started...

First Door On The Left

A dog walks into a bar and hops up on a stool. He looks the bartender in the eye and says, "Hey, guess what? I can talk. Have you ever seen a talking dog before? How about a drink?"

The bartender thinks for a moment and says, "Sure, the toilet's right around the corner."

Going Downtown

When do you know you've been married too long?

The only reason you go down on it is because it doesn't talk back.

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