Order in the Court | D*ck Joke Of The Day

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 28 September 2016; Hits: 1381

What do you call a judge with no balls?

Justice Prick

#jokes I asked my wife what she'd do if I won the lottery. She told me she'd take half and leave me. So I told her:…

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After Begging on All Fours Like a Dog, Man Arrested for Looking Up Skirts

#WTF?! Pretending to beg on all fours like a dog and then looking up the skirts of women walking by is the bizarre behavior that Nashville police report got a man arrested. This all took place outside a bar, so let's add drunk to the story and now it all makes sense.