What do you call a judge with no balls?
Justice Prick
A man goes to a $10 hooker and gets the crabs.
When he goes back to complain, the hooker laughs and says, "What do you expect for $10 -- lobster?"
I told my wife, "Honey, I bought some Olympic condoms today. I think I'll wear Gold tonight."
She replied, "Why not wear Silver and not finish first for a change?"
And that's when the fight started...
What is more messed up than fingering your sister?
Pulling your finger out and finding your dad's wedding ring.
