In the Family

The difference between a redneck & poor white trash? Redneck knocks his sister up, white trash marries her.

Girl finishes screwing a guy and says: "You said you're a dentist?" "Yes, I am." he proudly replied.

"You must be a great dentist." "Why do you say that?"

"I didn't feel a thing."

What's the difference between pussy and apple pie?

You can eat your Mom's apple pie.

Honeymoon morning after. Wife: "You're a lousy lover."

Husband: "How can you tell after only 30 seconds?"