In the Family

The difference between a redneck & poor white trash? Redneck knocks his sister up, white trash marries her.

What's the difference between love, true love, and just showing off?

Spit, swallow, and gargle

Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?

Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time.

My dick is so big, I entered it in a big-dick contest and it came in first, second and third.