In the Family

The difference between a redneck & poor white trash? Redneck knocks his sister up, white trash marries her.

Women are like guns.

Keep one around long enough and you're going to want to shoot it.

What is the main difference between the first and second honeymoon?

On the second honeymoon, the husband is the one sobbing, "It's way too big."

Here's my observation about work and productivity:

It would be a lot easier to be a hard worker if my company didn’t block access to porn sites on the internet.