In the Family

The difference between a redneck & poor white trash? Redneck knocks his sister up, white trash marries her.

What is the smallest hotel in the world?

A pussy, cause you have to leave the bags outside.

What is the cheapest meat?

Deer balls, they're under a buck.

Bartender to pirate: Why the paper towel sticking out of your hat?

Pirate: Arrgh, Got a bounty on me head.