The difference between a redneck & poor white trash? Redneck knocks his sister up, white trash marries her.
My wife wanted to go on a pleasure trip.
I told her: "Great, let's take your mother to the airport."
And that's when the fight started...
How do you paralyze a woman from the waist down?
Marry her.
My dick is so big, it won't return Spielberg's calls.