How do you get a really fat girl into your bed?
Piece of cake.
Difference between a friend & a real friend?
A friend helps you move. A real friend helps you move a body.
What's the worst thing about anal sex with a horse?
When it's his turn.
I think I know the answer... but I'm gonna ask it anyway, Would you rather meet your girlfriend in the park or park your meat in your girlfriend? Just what I thought!
