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Don't Blame Me
- Category: And that's when the fight started...
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My wife was in labor with our first kid and she's cursing and screaming at me the whole time.
I told her: "Hey, don't blame me. I wanted to stick it in your ass but you said, 'No, that'll hurt.'"
And that's when the fight started...
Very Descriptive
- Category: Just Plain Funny
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What would you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a box with his arms and legs?
Kit.
In A Doctor's Waiting Room
- Category: Dick Jokes
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Two guys are in a doctor's waiting room. The first guy asks, "Why're you here?" The second guy says, "Endoscopy. He's going down my throat with a camera. Why're you here?"
The first guy replies, "Camera up the ass." The second guy remarks, "Oh, a colonoscopy?"
The first guy tells him, "Nah. My old lady caught me taking pictures of the neighbor's wife sunbathing naked."
The Budget Has Not Been Met
- Category: Just Plain Funny
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Little Johnny asked his dad: "How much does it cost to get married?
His father replied: "I don't know, son, I'm still paying for it!"
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