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Another Problem To Solve

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 19 December 2016
Hits: 2814

Hired a 19 year-old Danish girl with huge tits to babysit.

Now where the fuck am I going to get some kids?

The House Dictates the Policy

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 18 December 2016
Hits: 2805

How many men does it take to open a beer?

None. It should be opened by the time she brings it to the couch.

The Secret is Out

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 17 December 2016
Hits: 2598

A guy was complaining to his buddy: "Man, I had it all - money, a big house, a luxury car, and most of all the love of a beautiful woman. And then POOF... just like that it was gone!"

'What happened?' asked his friend.

"My wife found out..."

Keep It In The Family

Category: And that's when the fight started...
Published: 16 December 2016
Hits: 3036

A farmer bursts into the bedroom with his wife in bed and a sheep under his arm. He yells, "This is the pig I fuck when you have a headache!" The wife looks up and says, "That's not pig dumbass, it's a sheep!"

The farmer looks over and shouts: "Quiet! I wasn't talking to you!"

And that's when the fight started...

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Do What Mama Told You

Guy's making out with his girlfriend. Things start to get hot and heavy so he puts his hand under her skirt.

His girlfriend tells him: "You can't do that. My mother made me promise never to let a man put his hand under my skirt. But if you put your hand down my back, it'll be the second hole you come to."

Don't Ask

My wife was curious. She asked: "When do married men stop jerking off?"

I told her: "When they get divorced."

And that's when the fight started...

By Any Other Name

What do you call a guy with a small dick?

Justin!

What do you call a guy with a giant dick?

Phil!

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