Every Frickin' Joke
Another Problem To Solve
- Category: Dick Jokes
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Hired a 19 year-old Danish girl with huge tits to babysit.
Now where the fuck am I going to get some kids?
The House Dictates the Policy
- Category: Just Plain Funny
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How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened by the time she brings it to the couch.
The Secret is Out
- Category: Just Plain Funny
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A guy was complaining to his buddy: "Man, I had it all - money, a big house, a luxury car, and most of all the love of a beautiful woman. And then POOF... just like that it was gone!"
'What happened?' asked his friend.
"My wife found out..."
Keep It In The Family
- Category: And that's when the fight started...
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A farmer bursts into the bedroom with his wife in bed and a sheep under his arm. He yells, "This is the pig I fuck when you have a headache!" The wife looks up and says, "That's not pig dumbass, it's a sheep!"
The farmer looks over and shouts: "Quiet! I wasn't talking to you!"
And that's when the fight started...
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