Losing a wife can be hard.
In most cases, it’s damn near impossible.
A college kid is fucking an old lady. She says, "It may be Winter on top, but it's Summer in the furnace."
He says, "Yeah? Well, if you don't put a little Spring in your ass, we're gonna be here till Fall."
A priest gets a flat tire fixed.
As the car's coming down on the lift, the priest says to the mechanic, "Are the lug nuts tight?"
The mechanic says, "Tight as a nun's cunt."
The priest says, "You better give them another turn."
We named our daughter after my wife's mother.
Passive Aggressive Psycho turns 5 next week.
