Losing a wife can be hard.
In most cases, it’s damn near impossible.
How can you tell if your wife's dead?
The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.
Where does a one-legged waitress work?
What's her name?
Little Johnny's preschool class went on a field trip to the fire station. The fireman giving the presentation held up a smoke detector and asked: "Does anyone know what this is?"
Little Johnny's hand shot up and he said: "That's how Mommy knows supper is ready!"