Losing a wife can be hard.
In most cases, it’s damn near impossible.
What did one whore's knee say to the other?
Nothing... they never met.
Old Dick is always willing to help a guy score with a great pickup line. Here's one you can try:
"I'd like to point out that 'beautiful' has 'u' in it. But, 'quickie' has u & i together."
You're welcome.
His date warned him: "My mama made me promise I'd say 'NO' to all your advances."
He says: "Sure, no problem. You wouldn't mind if I fucked you in the ass, would ya?"
