What would you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a box with his arms and legs?
Kit.
What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys?
We'd eat pussy every Thanksgiving.
What... you didn't see that coming?
How can you tell a tough lesbian bar?
Even the pool table has no balls.
What gets longer when you pull it, fits between the breasts, inserts neatly in a hole, and works best when jerked?
A seat belt.
