What would you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a box with his arms and legs?
Kit.
A guy, seeing two dogs going at it on the lawn says to his buddy, "You and your wife ever do it like that?"
"Only once" says his friend. "And it took 5 drinks to get her out in the yard."
What do all the female reindeer do when santa is busy working with the males on christmas eve?Go into town and blow a couple of bucks!
A guy is driving home when a cop pulls him over.The cop says, "Have you been drinking?"The guy says, "Yes, I have."The cop says, "Please step out of the car."The guy says, "Why? Don't you believe me?"
