What would you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a box with his arms and legs?
Kit.
You didn't know old Dick Johnson is a bit of a poet, did you. Yep! My dick is a Longfellow.
Why do brides wear white?
The dishwasher should match the refrigerator and the stove.
A guy is interviewing a blonde for a job.
He says, "If you could have a conversation with someone, living or dead, who would it be?"
She says, "The living one."
