What would you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a box with his arms and legs?
Kit.
A girl walks into a bar and says to the bartender: "Give me a double entendre."
So he gave it to her.
My dick is so smart it was Valedictorian of my senior class. My prom date was voted most likely to succeed. Say it slowly... you'll get it.
My wife sidled up to me last night and asked: "Would you like a little pussy?"
I said: "I sure would, 'cause yours is as big as a house!"
And that's when the fight started...
