Why's a sheep better than a woman?
A sheep doesn't care if you fuck her sister.
His date warned him: "My mama made me promise I'd say 'NO' to all your advances."
He says: "Sure, no problem. You wouldn't mind if I fucked you in the ass, would ya?"
How did Burger King get Diary Queen Pregnant?
He forgot to wrap his whopper.
What is the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?
The taste. Ewww...
