Why's a sheep better than a woman?
A sheep doesn't care if you fuck her sister.
What does bungee jumping & a hooker have in common?
Cost: a 100 bucks. If the rubber breaks you're screwed.
Two rednecks are out fishing. The first one asks: "If I go to your house and fuck your wife and get her pregnant and she has a kid, would that make us kinfolk?"
The friend says: "Nope. That'd make us about even."
What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
