Why's a sheep better than a woman?
A sheep doesn't care if you fuck her sister.
What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?
Slap her on the ass and tell her to get back to work.
Which is the odd one out a woman, a microwave or a freezer?
The microwave, the other two leak when they're fucked!
What's the difference between pussy & pot?
If you can smell pot from across the room it's the good stuff.