Why's a sheep better than a woman?
A sheep doesn't care if you fuck her sister.
How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips?
As soon as you open it, you realize it’s half empty.
What do you say to a virgin when she sneezes?
Goes-in-tight!
The difference between a whore & a bitch?
A whore fucks everyone at the party. The bitch? Everyone but you.
