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Everything Has A Purpose

Category: And that's when the fight started...
Published: 04 January 2017
Hits: 2536

My wife and I were talking anatomy. She asked if I agreed that the body is a wonderful, perfect machine. I told her a woman's body has one purpose. She asked what?

I told her life support for her pussy.

And that's when the fight started...

My Childhood Wish

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 03 January 2017
Hits: 2677

I wish I had parents like Dora.

They let that little bitch go everywhere.

Can't Try It On First

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 02 January 2017
Hits: 2482

A guy goes into a drug store to buy some condoms. The girl behind the counter asks, “What size?” He says, “I don’t know.” She hold up one finger and asks, “That big?” He says, “Bigger.” She holds up three fingers and asks, “That big?” He says, “Smaller.” She holds up two fingers and he says, “Yeah, that’s it.”

She sticks the two fingers in her mouth and says, “Medium.”

I'd Like To See All Three

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 01 January 2017
Hits: 2314

What's the difference between love, true love, and just showing off?

Spit, swallow, and gargle

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Polar bear walks into a bar, asks for a gin...
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Bartender asks: "Why the long pause?"

Where Else?

Two old folks were flirting at a senior's singles mingle. After a few drinks, the old man asks the old woman, "If I took you out for a romantic night of wining, dining and dancing, what would you wear?"

The old woman replied shyly, "Depends... ."

"Depends on what?" he asked. "On my ass -- where else?!"

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