Every Frickin' Joke
Everything Has A Purpose
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My wife and I were talking anatomy. She asked if I agreed that the body is a wonderful, perfect machine. I told her a woman's body has one purpose. She asked what?
I told her life support for her pussy.
And that's when the fight started...
My Childhood Wish
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I wish I had parents like Dora.
They let that little bitch go everywhere.
Can't Try It On First
- Category: Dick Jokes
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A guy goes into a drug store to buy some condoms. The girl behind the counter asks, “What size?” He says, “I don’t know.” She hold up one finger and asks, “That big?” He says, “Bigger.” She holds up three fingers and asks, “That big?” He says, “Smaller.” She holds up two fingers and he says, “Yeah, that’s it.”
She sticks the two fingers in her mouth and says, “Medium.”
I'd Like To See All Three
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What's the difference between love, true love, and just showing off?
Spit, swallow, and gargle
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