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Everything Has A Purpose

Category: And that's when the fight started...
Published: 04 January 2017
Hits: 2903

My wife and I were talking anatomy. She asked if I agreed that the body is a wonderful, perfect machine. I told her a woman's body has one purpose. She asked what?

I told her life support for her pussy.

And that's when the fight started...

My Childhood Wish

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 03 January 2017
Hits: 3062

I wish I had parents like Dora.

They let that little bitch go everywhere.

Can't Try It On First

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 02 January 2017
Hits: 2826

A guy goes into a drug store to buy some condoms. The girl behind the counter asks, “What size?” He says, “I don’t know.” She hold up one finger and asks, “That big?” He says, “Bigger.” She holds up three fingers and asks, “That big?” He says, “Smaller.” She holds up two fingers and he says, “Yeah, that’s it.”

She sticks the two fingers in her mouth and says, “Medium.”

I'd Like To See All Three

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 01 January 2017
Hits: 2664

What's the difference between love, true love, and just showing off?

Spit, swallow, and gargle

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A blonde goes to the gynecologist, and he examines her.

He says, "You have acute vaginitis."

She says, "Thank you..."

Old School Feminism

My wife thought I was too damn bossy, always acting like a typical male, so she called me a male chauvinist pig.

I looked at her sweetly and said: "Honey, the only thing worse than a male chauvinist pig is a woman who won't do what she's told."

And that's when the fight started...

How You Grow The Franchise

How did Dairy Queen get pregnant?

Burger King forgot to wrap his whopper.

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