Too Soon

Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?

Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time.

You know, it's not every day my wife says, "Sweetheart, why don't you take me upstairs, fuck me in the ass and cum all over my face."

Today was no exception.

What's a pussy?

The box a dick comes in.

Did you see that one coming?

Why are women like a storm door?

The more you bang 'em ... the looser they get.

And once that happens ... not even a longer screw can fix it.