Too Soon

Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?

Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time.

What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?

A mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.

The masochist begs: "Beat me, beat me."

The sadist smiles and says: "Nooooo!"

What does a Rubik's Cube and a dick have in common?

The more you play with it the harder it gets.