Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?
Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time.
What's it mean when two lesbians make love?
It doesn't mean dick.
If nuts on a wall are walnuts and nuts on a chest are chestnuts, what are nuts on a chin?
A blowjob.
Dwarf to doctor: You're pretty busy. You treat dwarfs?
Doc: Yeah but you'll have to be a little patient.