Too Soon

Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?

Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time.

What's the difference between sin and shame?

It's a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out.

One night my wife asked me to take out the garbage.

I told her: "You cooked it, you take it out."

And that's when the fight started...

What is the only game in which the more you lose, the more you have to show for it?

Strip Poker.