Too Soon

Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?

Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time.

What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?

The position of the dirt bag.

What does a good bar and a good woman have in common?

Liquor in the front and poker in the rear!

A doctor told his patient her test results came back and she had a rare disease with only 6 months to live.

"That's such a short amount of time." the woman begged, "Isn't there anything I can do?"

"Marry a lawyer," the doctor told her. "It will be the longest six months of your life."