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Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?

Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time.

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Go F*ck Yourself

Guy bought his wife a new coat and a dildo. Figured if she didn't like the coat, she could go fuck herself.

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What is the difference between a phillip and a flathead?

Easy! I can't flathead her ass with my dick.

What A Horrible Life

Did you ever think what a horrible life a dick has? Think about it... his roommates are nuts, his neighbor is an asshole, his best friend is a pussy, and every night his owner strangles him with one hand until he throws up!