Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?
Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time.
My wife was fishing for a compliment. So she asked me: "So, do you think you married Miss Right."
I said: "Yeah, I just didn't know your first name was 'Always.'"
And that's when the fight started...
What do eggs Benedict and a blowjob have in common?
You can't get either of them at home.
What do you say to a women with small tits?
Nothing!