Every Frickin' Joke
Go Both Ways
- Category: Dick Jokes
- Hits: 2908
Old Dick is ambidextrous. Yep! I can swing a bat from both sides of the plate, & jerk off with both hands.
What's A Mother To Do
- Category: Just Plain Funny
- Hits: 2599
One day Little Johnny's mother was cleaning his room when she found a Bondage and S&M magazine under his bed. This was very upsetting to her. So she waited until Little Johnny's dad came home, handed him the magazine and told him: "Look what I found under Johnny's bed. What do you think we should do about it?"
Dad looked took the magazine, thumbed through a few pages, then handed it back to her saying: "Well... I don't think we should spank him."
A Dream Shattered
- Category: And that's when the fight started...
- Hits: 2617
My wife came out of the shower, winked at me and said, "I shaved my pussy! You know what that means?"
I said, "Yeah the fucking drain is clogged again."
And that's when the fight started...
Just Country Folk
- Category: Just Plain Funny
- Hits: 2984
What do you call a 14-year old girl from W. Virginia who can run faster than her 4 older brothers?
A virgin.
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