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Go Both Ways

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 31 December 2016
Hits: 2851

Old Dick is ambidextrous. Yep! I can swing a bat from both sides of the plate, & jerk off with both hands.

What's A Mother To Do

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 30 December 2016
Hits: 2533

One day Little Johnny's mother was cleaning his room when she found a Bondage and S&M magazine under his bed. This was very upsetting to her. So she waited until Little Johnny's dad came home, handed him the magazine and told him: "Look what I found under Johnny's bed. What do you think we should do about it?"

Dad looked took the magazine, thumbed through a few pages, then handed it back to her saying: "Well... I don't think we should spank him."

A Dream Shattered

Category: And that's when the fight started...
Published: 29 December 2016
Hits: 2562

My wife came out of the shower, winked at me and said, "I shaved my pussy! You know what that means?"

I said, "Yeah the fucking drain is clogged again."

And that's when the fight started...

Just Country Folk

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 28 December 2016
Hits: 2928

What do you call a 14-year old girl from W. Virginia who can run faster than her 4 older brothers?

A virgin.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?

A mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.

Promise Kept

A woman at the Pearly Gates asks St. Peter, "Is my husband here? My name is Johnson." St. Peter says, "Well, that's not enough information."

​She says, "OK... his name is Dick Johnson and he told me that after he died, if I was ever unfaithful, he'd roll over in his grave."

​St. Peter says, "Oh .. you mean Pinwheel Johnson!"

The Difference Between Men And Women

Women fake orgasms to have relationships

Men fake relationships to have orgasms.

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