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Go Both Ways

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 31 December 2016
Hits: 2908

Old Dick is ambidextrous. Yep! I can swing a bat from both sides of the plate, & jerk off with both hands.

What's A Mother To Do

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 30 December 2016
Hits: 2598

One day Little Johnny's mother was cleaning his room when she found a Bondage and S&M magazine under his bed. This was very upsetting to her. So she waited until Little Johnny's dad came home, handed him the magazine and told him: "Look what I found under Johnny's bed. What do you think we should do about it?"

Dad looked took the magazine, thumbed through a few pages, then handed it back to her saying: "Well... I don't think we should spank him."

A Dream Shattered

Category: And that's when the fight started...
Published: 29 December 2016
Hits: 2617

My wife came out of the shower, winked at me and said, "I shaved my pussy! You know what that means?"

I said, "Yeah the fucking drain is clogged again."

And that's when the fight started...

Just Country Folk

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 28 December 2016
Hits: 2984

What do you call a 14-year old girl from W. Virginia who can run faster than her 4 older brothers?

A virgin.

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Not Enough Room

A lady goes golfing and gets hit in the ass really hard with a golf ball. She goes to the doctor.

The doctor says, "Where were you hit?" She says, "Between the first and the second hole."

He says, "That doesn't leave alot of room for a band-aid, does it?"

Even After You're Dead...

How are a lawyer and a prostitute different?

The prostitute stops fucking you after you're dead.

Weight Watchers

My wife's losing weight now thanks to a weight loss club. She goes near the fridge, I hit her with the club.

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