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The one fat chick who'll screw me lives 100 miles away!
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Man dies after sex with scarecrow
#WTF?! A sheperd was found dead after having sex with a scarecrow that he had put a wig and lipstick on.
Read more ...University of Kansas student kidnapped, beaten on Tinder date
#WTF?! A 20-year-old University of Kansas student was kidnapped after a Tinder date turned violent. Shane Allen, 30, picked up the student at her sorority house on April 12. According to court documents, the pair had spent one night together prior to the incident. Then, you might say, he REALLY swiped her!
Read more ...Anne Arundel (Baltimore) County police officer bites man's testicles
#WTF?! This story really bites... and we have the balls to publish it! So how did this actually happen? An Anne Arundel County police officer faces an assault charge after he bit another man's testicles in a fight over a woman on Cinco de Mayo, according to charging documents released by police Wednesday.
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