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Out Of Warranty

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 10 April 2020
Hits: 1847

When her car conks out the old lady pushes it into a gas station. Soon the mechanic has it purring like a kitten.
The old gal asks: "What's up?"
He tells her: "Crap in the carburetor."
She says: "How often do I have to do that?"

That's Gratitude

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 28 August 2019
Hits: 2053

I spent 5 thousand bucks on a boob job for the wife and she was thrilled. So I go another 2 grand on her nose job and she's ecstatic.

But I spend 50 bucks on a blow job and she goes ballistic. Fucking women.

Everybody's Hiring These Days

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 15 August 2019
Hits: 1803

This cute gal is on the psychiatrist's couch. She says, "Doc... you gotta help me. I have this uncontrollable urge to fuck all of my employers."

The psychiatrist says, "Hmm .. I see... ever work as a receptionist?"

The Morning After Effect

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 27 July 2019
Hits: 1980

I took this divorced broad I met in a bar back to my place the other night. The next morning I asked her, "Well, how was I?"

She said, "The truth? I wasn't too happy with the size of your organ."

So I told her, "Yeah? Well I didn't know I was going to be playing in a cathedral."

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