A bum walks up to a well-dressed woman shopping on Rodeo Drive and says: "I haven't eaten anything in four days!"
She looks back at him and says: "God I wish I had your will power."
Women are like parking spots. With all the good ones taken & nobody looking, you stick it in a disabled one.
I love dating manicurists and hair stylists.
One does hand jobs, the other does blow jobs!
