A young guy walks into a bar and as he passes an old man sitting there the old guy looks up and blurts out: "I fucked your mother."
The young guy ignores the old coot and keeps on walkin' when the old guy shouts: "Your mother sucks my dick".
So the young guy turns back and says: "Dad... your drunk... go home."
What's easier to pick up the heavier it gets?
A woman.
Surgeons prefer operating on politicians.
No guts, heart or spine & the mouth & asshole are interchangeable.
