Divide and Conquer

1/3 of women not interested in sex. Me too. The 1/3 from the neck up...meh. From the tits down? I'm in.

What's easier to pick up the heavier it gets?

A woman.

The bell rings at a whorehouse.

The madam answers the door and finds a guy with no arms and no legs. She looks at him and says: "What'ya think you're gonna do in here?"

He says: "Hey... I rang the bell, didn't I?"

What's more profitable, a 1-story whore house or a 2-story whore house?

A 1-story... no fucking overhead.