1/3 of women not interested in sex. Me too. The 1/3 from the neck up...meh. From the tits down? I'm in.
My dick's so big it was overthrown by a military coup. It's now known as the Democratic Republic of My Dick.
Here's Dick Johnson's secret to a happy marriage.
Two times a week, my wife and I go to a nice restaurant and have a little wine and good food.
She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
What do you call two lesbians in a closet?
A liqour cabinet.