Divide and Conquer

1/3 of women not interested in sex. Me too. The 1/3 from the neck up...meh. From the tits down? I'm in.

How's broccoli like anal sex?

If it was forced on you as a kid, you probably won't enjoy it as an adult.

What would you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a box with his arms and legs?

Kit.

A guy, seeing two dogs going at it on the lawn says to his buddy, "You and your wife ever do it like that?"

"Only once" says his friend. "And it took 5 drinks to get her out in the yard."