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Wife Tests Husband's Love

Category: And that's when the fight started...
Published: 21 November 2014
Hits: 2842

My wife wanted to test me. So she asked: "Honey, what would you do if you came home and caught me in bed with another guy."

I told her: "I'd kick his seeing eye dog."

And that's when the fight started...

Rodeo Sex

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 20 November 2014
Hits: 2854

How to have rodeo sex: Flip her over on all fours, start bangin' her doggie style, call her by her sister's name, and try to hang on for 8 seconds.

Advice For Pet Owners

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 19 November 2014
Hits: 2855

What's the best way to keep kitty litter fresh?

Kill your cat.

Doctor's Recommendation

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 18 November 2014
Hits: 3481

A doctor is meeting with a husband after examining his wife. The doctor tells him: "Your wife's diagnosis is uncertain. She either has Aids or she has Alzheimers."

The husband asks: "What should I do, doc?"

The doctor advises him: "Drive her five miles outside of town and drop her off. If she finds her way home, don't fuck her."

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