Every Frickin' Joke

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Why was the blonde's belly button red and hurting after sex?

Her boyfriend was also blonde.

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My wife asked: "How was dinner?"

I told her: "It was fit for a king! Here King.... here boy..."

And that's when the fight started...

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Guy catches his son jerking off: "Son don't do that, you'll go blind."

Son shouts back "Pop, I'm over here."

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Baby seal walks into a bar.

Bartender says "What'll it be?"

Baby seal says "Anything but a Canadian Club."

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What's it mean when two lesbians make love?

It doesn't mean dick.

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My wife wanted to go on a pleasure trip.

I told her:  "Great, let's take your mother to the airport."

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What's the difference between a girl who spits and a girl who swallows?

A wedding ring.

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I told my wife our credit cards were stolen, but I'm not reporting it.

She asked why not?

"Cause the thief spends less than you do."

And that's when the fight started...