Every Frickin' Joke
Wife Tests Husband's Love
- Category: And that's when the fight started...
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My wife wanted to test me. So she asked: "Honey, what would you do if you came home and caught me in bed with another guy."
I told her: "I'd kick his seeing eye dog."
And that's when the fight started...
Rodeo Sex
- Category: Dick Jokes
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How to have rodeo sex: Flip her over on all fours, start bangin' her doggie style, call her by her sister's name, and try to hang on for 8 seconds.
Advice For Pet Owners
- Category: Just Plain Funny
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What's the best way to keep kitty litter fresh?
Kill your cat.
Doctor's Recommendation
- Category: Dick Jokes
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A doctor is meeting with a husband after examining his wife. The doctor tells him: "Your wife's diagnosis is uncertain. She either has Aids or she has Alzheimers."
The husband asks: "What should I do, doc?"
The doctor advises him: "Drive her five miles outside of town and drop her off. If she finds her way home, don't fuck her."
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