Every Frickin' Joke
Advice For Pet Owners
- Category: Just Plain Funny
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What's the best way to keep kitty litter fresh?
Kill your cat.
Doctor's Recommendation
- Category: Dick Jokes
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A doctor is meeting with a husband after examining his wife. The doctor tells him: "Your wife's diagnosis is uncertain. She either has Aids or she has Alzheimers."
The husband asks: "What should I do, doc?"
The doctor advises him: "Drive her five miles outside of town and drop her off. If she finds her way home, don't fuck her."
Union Rules
- Category: Just Plain Funny
- Hits: 1258
How many teamsters does it take to change a lightbulb?
Twelve ... you got a problem?
Question About A Blonde
- Category: Dick Jokes
- Hits: 1408
Why was the blonde's belly button red and hurting after sex?
Her boyfriend was also blonde.
