What's the difference between a girl who spits and a girl who swallows?
A wedding ring.
Three words to ruin a man's ego...
"Is it in?"
(Not that Ol' Dick Johnson has ever heard that or anything like it!)
My wife was on the rag and I just couldn't take any more of her bitchin'. So I asked: "What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a terrorist?"
Then before she could answer I told her: "You can negotiate with a terrorist."
And that's when the fight started...
A recent survey shows that sperm banks beat blood banks in contributions... HANDS DOWN!
