What's the difference between a girl who spits and a girl who swallows?
A wedding ring.
Old Dick Johnson has some big plans for today, I'm gonna spend Valentines day with my ex...... box 360.
My wife wanted to convince me of the benefits of marriage. So she argued "You know married men live longer than single men."
I shot back: "That's not true, it only seems longer."
And that's when the fight started....
How do you know who gives a good blow job?
Word of mouth.
