What's the difference between a girl who spits and a girl who swallows?
A wedding ring.
A Polish guy didn't know the difference between incest & arson.
He set his sister on fire.
What is the difference between erotic and kinky?
Erotic is when you use a feather on her... kinky is when you use the whole chicken.
My wife was on the rag and really acting like a pain in the ass. So I figured I throw some gas on the fire and told her: "I figured out why they call it PMS... Mad Cow Disease was already taken!"
And that's when the fight started...
