What's it mean when two lesbians make love?
It doesn't mean dick.
"Mom I tied the knot."
"Great. Now kick out the chair he's standing on & you're finally rid of the jerk."
What's the difference between zebras and female Marines?
Zebras don't have to suck anybody's dick to get their stripes.
I told my wife: You know the trouble with most women? They get all excited over nothing!"
She said: "Yeah, I know what you mean, I married him."
And that's when the fight started...
