What's it mean when two lesbians make love?
It doesn't mean dick.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA.
The night before her wedding, the bride-to-be talked with her mother. "Mom," she said, "I want you to teach me how to make my new husband happy."
The mother took a deep breath and began, "When two people love, honor, and respect each other, love can be a very beautiful thing..."
"I know how to fuck him, mom," the daughter interrupted. "I want you to teach me how to make a great lasagna."
I love dating manicurists and hair stylists.
One does hand jobs, the other does blow jobs!
