What's it mean when two lesbians make love?
It doesn't mean dick.
Difference between women & a washing machine? Dump your load in a washing machine doesn't call a week later.
What's brown and sits on a piano bench?
Beethoven's First Movement.
I told my wife I was so pleased she treated me like a God. She looked at me and asked, "What do you mean?"
I told her, "Every evening at dinner you give me a burnt offering."
And that's when the fight started...
