Every Frickin' Joke
My Wife Loves To Bake
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I came home one evening and my wife was in the kitchen crying.
She told me she had baked me a pie and the dog ate it.
I told her: "Don't cry honey. I'll buy you another dog."
And that's when the fight started.
Where To Get A Cheap Beer
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Guy walks in to a bar and orders a beer. Bartender says that'll be five bucks.
The guy is outraged. "Five bucks?" he says, "Why down the street the bar only charges a buck. And with every drink you get a lottery ticket to win free sex in the back."
The bartender looks at him and asks: "Did you ever win?" The guy says: "No... but my wife won three times."
Stuck In An Elevator
- Category: Just Plain Funny
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What actress would you like to be stuck in an elevator with?
One who knows how to fix elevators.
A Military Question
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What's the difference between zebras and female Marines?
Zebras don't have to suck anybody's dick to get their stripes.
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