Every Frickin' Joke

Real Facts Of Life

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 04 December 2014; Hits: 3497

A kid walks in and catches his mom sucking on his father's dick.

He says, "Hey, are you guys making a baby?"

Mom lifts her head up and says, "No sweetie... we're making jewelry."

Ahhh... The Things That Lovers Text To Each Other

: Category: Just Plain Funny; Published: 03 December 2014; Hits: 2993

Girl texts: "If you're sleeping, send your dreams ... if you're laughing, send your smile."

Boyfriend texts back: "Taking a shit... Please advise."

Always Know What To Say

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 02 December 2014; Hits: 3493

What do you say to a woman who won't suck your dick?

"Honey, I'm home."

Back And Forth Exchange

: Category: And that's when the fight started...; Published: 01 December 2014; Hits: 3096

Wife to her husband in frustration: "Get the fuck out." Then, as he's leaving, she adds, "I hope you die a slow painful death."

He turns back to her and says, "So now you want me to stay?"

And that's when the REAL fight started...

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Teenage daughter after a movie: "Had to change my seat 3 times."

Mom: "Did someone harass you?"

"Finally!"

Too Soon

Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?

Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time.

Promise Kept

A woman at the Pearly Gates asks St. Peter, "Is my husband here? My name is Johnson." St. Peter says, "Well, that's not enough information."

She says, "OK... his name is Dick Johnson and he told me that after he died, if I was ever unfaithful, he'd roll over in his grave."

St. Peter says, "Oh .. you mean Pinwheel Johnson!"