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Real Facts Of Life

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 04 December 2014
Hits: 3660

A kid walks in and catches his mom sucking on his father's dick.

He says, "Hey, are you guys making a baby?"

Mom lifts her head up and says, "No sweetie... we're making jewelry."

Ahhh... The Things That Lovers Text To Each Other

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 03 December 2014
Hits: 3084

Girl texts: "If you're sleeping, send your dreams ... if you're laughing, send your smile."

Boyfriend texts back: "Taking a shit... Please advise."

Always Know What To Say

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 02 December 2014
Hits: 3673

What do you say to a woman who won't suck your dick?

"Honey, I'm home."

Back And Forth Exchange

Category: And that's when the fight started...
Published: 01 December 2014
Hits: 3179

Wife to her husband in frustration: "Get the fuck out." Then, as he's leaving, she adds, "I hope you die a slow painful death."

He turns back to her and says, "So now you want me to stay?"

And that's when the REAL fight started...

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Can You Even Say This Anymore?

What's even better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being a retard.

What's The Scoop

I came home last night with a half gallon of rocky road and asked my wife: "Want some ice cream?" So she responded: "How hard is it?" I told her with a wink: "As hard as my dick!"

She said: "Great, pour me some."

And that's when the fight started...

Brand New Dishwasher

What's the first thing a man would do if there were no women left on earth?

Invent a dishwasher that would suck his dick.

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