Every Frickin' Joke
Real Facts Of Life
- Category: Dick Jokes
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A kid walks in and catches his mom sucking on his father's dick.
He says, "Hey, are you guys making a baby?"
Mom lifts her head up and says, "No sweetie... we're making jewelry."
Ahhh... The Things That Lovers Text To Each Other
- Category: Just Plain Funny
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Girl texts: "If you're sleeping, send your dreams ... if you're laughing, send your smile."
Boyfriend texts back: "Taking a shit... Please advise."
Always Know What To Say
- Category: Dick Jokes
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What do you say to a woman who won't suck your dick?
"Honey, I'm home."
Back And Forth Exchange
- Category: And that's when the fight started...
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Wife to her husband in frustration: "Get the fuck out." Then, as he's leaving, she adds, "I hope you die a slow painful death."
He turns back to her and says, "So now you want me to stay?"
And that's when the REAL fight started...
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