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Real Facts Of Life

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 04 December 2014
Hits: 3475

A kid walks in and catches his mom sucking on his father's dick.

He says, "Hey, are you guys making a baby?"

Mom lifts her head up and says, "No sweetie... we're making jewelry."

Ahhh... The Things That Lovers Text To Each Other

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 03 December 2014
Hits: 2979

Girl texts: "If you're sleeping, send your dreams ... if you're laughing, send your smile."

Boyfriend texts back: "Taking a shit... Please advise."

Always Know What To Say

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 02 December 2014
Hits: 3472

What do you say to a woman who won't suck your dick?

"Honey, I'm home."

Back And Forth Exchange

Category: And that's when the fight started...
Published: 01 December 2014
Hits: 3083

Wife to her husband in frustration: "Get the fuck out." Then, as he's leaving, she adds, "I hope you die a slow painful death."

He turns back to her and says, "So now you want me to stay?"

And that's when the REAL fight started...

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Total Recall Times Two

Why is the area between her breasts & hips called a waist?

You could easily fit another pair of tits there!

What Are Fences For?

My neighbor looked over the fence and asked: "What are you doing?" I told her: "My goldfish died. I have to bury him."

"Why such a big hole?" she asked.

"'Cause he's inside your fucking cat."

Sometimes Things Don't Get Better With TIme

What is the main difference between the first and second honeymoon?

On the second honeymoon, the husband is the one sobbing, "It's way too big."

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