A Military Question

: Created: 22 November 2014; Hits: 2640

What's the difference between zebras and female Marines?

Zebras don't have to suck anybody's dick to get their stripes.

Don't Miss These Jokes!

Is That Your Elbow, Or Are You Happy To See Me?

After checking in to a hotel, a man is gets into the elevator and accidentally rubs his elbow against a woman's breasts. He tells her, "If your heart is as soft as your breasts, I know you'll forgive me."

She replies, "If your dick is as hard as your elbow, come to room 624."

Make A Wish

After many years of marriage a husband up and tells his wife he wished she had bigger breasts. "How am I supposed to get bigger breasts?" she asks. "That’s simple." he says, "Just rub them with toilet paper every day." "What the hell is that supposed to do?" his wife shot back.

"Well," answered her husband, "It worked for your ass!"

And that's when the fight started...

Turn The Whole Thing Around

Why are all dumb blonde jokes one liners?

So men can understand them.