A Military Question

: Created: 22 November 2014; Hits: 2579

What's the difference between zebras and female Marines?

Zebras don't have to suck anybody's dick to get their stripes.

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Why don't Canadians attend orgies?

Too many thank-you notes to write afterwards.

Not A Fair Trade

My wife saw a Craigslist ad where a guy was offering to swap his wife for a season ticket to the stadium. She looked at me and asked: "Would you swap me for a season ticket?"

"Absolutely not," I told her. "The season's more than half over!"

And that's when the fight started...

Here Pussy, Pussy, Pussy...

The teacher asked Little Johnny, "Why is your cat at school today Johnny?"

Johnny replied crying, "Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat that pussy once Johnny leaves for school!'"