A Military Question

What's the difference between zebras and female Marines?

Zebras don't have to suck anybody's dick to get their stripes.

You know, it's not every day my wife says, "Sweetheart, why don't you take me upstairs, fuck me in the ass and cum all over my face."

Today was no exception.

When I die, I want to go like my Grandfather...in his sleep.

Not screaming like the other passengers in his car.

What species of bird is known to give the best head?

The swallow!