A Military Question

What's the difference between zebras and female Marines?

Zebras don't have to suck anybody's dick to get their stripes.

What do you call a woman who can suck a lemon through a 40-foot garden hose.

Darling.

"Mom I tied the knot."

"Great. Now kick out the chair he's standing on & you're finally rid of the jerk."

What do women and milk cartons have in common?

You gotta open the flaps to get to the good stuff.