It's A Boy -- And What A Boy! | D*ck Joke Of The Day

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 12 March 2015; Hits: 1819

"IT'S A BOY" I shouted "A BOY, I DON'T BELIEVE IT, IT'S A BOY."

And with tears streaming down my face I swore I'd never visit another Thai Brothel again!

#jokes What’s the difference between being hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber.

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Mount Kinabalu 'nudist' Eleanor Hawkins back in UK

#WTF?! A British woman jailed in Malaysia for taking her clothes off on a mountain has returned home. Or as Frank Zappa might advise: "Don't fuck with the mountain, don't fuck around!" In this case rather sacred mountain.