It's A Boy -- And What A Boy! | D*ck Joke Of The Day

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 12 March 2015; Hits: 1620

"IT'S A BOY" I shouted "A BOY, I DON'T BELIEVE IT, IT'S A BOY."

And with tears streaming down my face I swore I'd never visit another Thai Brothel again!

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