Biology or Cooking Class

What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?

A piece of ass that will bring tears to your eyes.

The most common superstition in the world today? Belief in your hororscope. There's even a name for people who have that superstition.

They're called "single women."

Why'd the guy text his wife a picture of his limp dick?

Wanted to let her know he was thinking about her.

Why is the area between her breasts & hips called a waist?

You could easily fit another pair of tits there!