Biology or Cooking Class

What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?

A piece of ass that will bring tears to your eyes.

Losing a wife can be hard.

In most cases, it’s damn near impossible.

A bum walks up to a well-dressed woman shopping on Rodeo Drive and says: "I haven't eaten anything in four days!"

She looks back at him and says: "God I wish I had your will power."

What do you get when you mix LSD and birth control?

A trip without the kids!