Biology or Cooking Class

What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?

A piece of ass that will bring tears to your eyes.

How is sex like credit?

It's the people who need it most who can't get any.

What's the difference between your paycheck and your dick?

You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!

Judge Calloway's court docket was too full.

So he knocked the sodomy charge down to "following too close."