Biology or Cooking Class

What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?

A piece of ass that will bring tears to your eyes.

What's the difference between a husand and a wife?

Wives want to videotape the birth of their child. Husbands want to videotape the conception.

A girl walks into a bar and says to the bartender: "Give me a double entendre."

So he gave it to her.

Why are a woman's breasts like a Xmas train set?

Originally made for kids but dad wants to play with them.