What actress would you like to be stuck in an elevator with?
One who knows how to fix elevators.
Guy walks into a bar carrying a pistol and shouts: "Which one of you assholes slept with my wife?"
A drunk sitting at the end of the bar shouts back: "You ain't got enough bullets buddy."
How can you tell a blind guy at a nude beach?
It's not hard.
What do you call two lesbians in a closet?
A liqour cabinet.
