What actress would you like to be stuck in an elevator with?
One who knows how to fix elevators.
My wife seemed a little down in the dumps. So I offered her some advice: "Honey, cheer up. Sometimes you just have to appreciate the little things in life."
She looked at me and replied: "How do you think I've stuck with you?"
And that's when the fight started...
What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horse's ass?
A Mechanic.
How does a redneck girl practice safe sex?
She locks the doors on her pickup truck.
