What actress would you like to be stuck in an elevator with?
One who knows how to fix elevators.
Did you hear they came out with a new lesbian shoe?
They're called Dikes. They have an extra long tongue and only take one finger to get off!
What's the difference between a conservative and a liberal?
A conservative is a liberal who's been mugged.
Did you hear about the blind prostitute?
Well, if nothing else, you've got to hand it to her.
