Every Frickin' Joke
Eyeglass Problem Solved
- Category: Dick Jokes
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What should you do if your sister-in-law sits on your glasses & breaks them?
Take them off next time.
What's Better?
- Category: Just Plain Funny
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What's better than being a historic pioneer of women's rights?
Being a man.
Celebrity Divorce Trial
- Category: Dick Jokes
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Tragically Mickey and Minnie Mouse found themselves in divorce court.
The judge asked Mickey: "Mr. Mouse, are you telling this court that you wish to divorce your wife simply because you think she's crazy?"
Mickey replied: "I never said she was crazy... I said she was fuckin' Goofy!"
Black Friday
- Category: Just Plain Funny
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A small business owner was dismayed when a brand new corporate chain much like his own opened up next door and erected a huge sign which read BEST BLACK FRIDAY DEALS.
He was horrified when another competitor opened up on his right, and announced its arrival with an even larger sign, reading LOWEST BLACK FRIDAY PRICES.
The small business owner panicked, until he got an idea.
He put the biggest sign of all over his own shop, it read: MAIN ENTRANCE.
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