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The Miracle Of Hanukkah

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 23 December 2014
Hits: 3086

How does one explain the miracle of Hanukkah to todays generation?

Tell them that it's like if they charged their smartphone to last for 1 day, but it ended up lasting 8 days!

Until I Met A Guy Who Had No Feet...

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 23 December 2014
Hits: 2855

A guy wakes up in the hospital: "Doc, I can't feel my legs!"

Doc: "That's because we amputated your arms."

What's For Dinner?

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 22 December 2014
Hits: 2784

Why'd the bride slide down the bannister on her honeymoon?

To warm up her husband's dinner.

It's Been Said

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 21 December 2014
Hits: 2882

It's been said if you bend over & put your ear to someone's leg you can hear "What the fuck are you doing?"

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Why is a woman like a car?

On a cold morning when you need it the most, she won't turn over.

Outside The Clinic

What's worse than getting your keys stuck inside your car when you're parked outside an abortion clinic?

Going in to ask if you can borrow a coat hanger.

All Sinners Must Come And Confess

What's the difference between sin and shame?

It's a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out.

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