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The Miracle Of Hanukkah

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 23 December 2014
Hits: 3130

How does one explain the miracle of Hanukkah to todays generation?

Tell them that it's like if they charged their smartphone to last for 1 day, but it ended up lasting 8 days!

Until I Met A Guy Who Had No Feet...

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 23 December 2014
Hits: 2888

A guy wakes up in the hospital: "Doc, I can't feel my legs!"

Doc: "That's because we amputated your arms."

What's For Dinner?

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 22 December 2014
Hits: 2821

Why'd the bride slide down the bannister on her honeymoon?

To warm up her husband's dinner.

It's Been Said

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 21 December 2014
Hits: 2931

It's been said if you bend over & put your ear to someone's leg you can hear "What the fuck are you doing?"

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