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The Miracle Of Hanukkah

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 23 December 2014
Hits: 2550

How does one explain the miracle of Hanukkah to todays generation?

Tell them that it's like if they charged their smartphone to last for 1 day, but it ended up lasting 8 days!

Until I Met A Guy Who Had No Feet...

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 23 December 2014
Hits: 2304

A guy wakes up in the hospital: "Doc, I can't feel my legs!"

Doc: "That's because we amputated your arms."

What's For Dinner?

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 22 December 2014
Hits: 2249

Why'd the bride slide down the bannister on her honeymoon?

To warm up her husband's dinner.

It's Been Said

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 21 December 2014
Hits: 2330

It's been said if you bend over & put your ear to someone's leg you can hear "What the fuck are you doing?"

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No Monkey Business

A lady gets on a train with her baby. A guy sitting across from her looks at the baby and starts laughing hysterically.

He says, "Lady, that's the ugliest kid I've ever seen. It looks like a monkey. What an ugly kid."

The lady freaks out, and goes running into the next car sobbing uncontrollably. The conductor sees her, comes over to her to console her.

He says, "Lady, relax...things are going to be all right...we'll get off at the next stop, get a cup of coffee...maybe we'll even find a banana for your monkey."

Now THIS Is Doggie Style

What'd the Polish guy say when he came home and found his best friend on top of his wife?

Down, Fido, down boy!

Maybe He'll Propose?

I overheard my girlfriend on the phone say to her friend she wants to get engaged on Valentine's Day.

Hope she finds someone nice.

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