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The Miracle Of Hanukkah

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 23 December 2014
Hits: 2992

How does one explain the miracle of Hanukkah to todays generation?

Tell them that it's like if they charged their smartphone to last for 1 day, but it ended up lasting 8 days!

Until I Met A Guy Who Had No Feet...

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 23 December 2014
Hits: 2758

A guy wakes up in the hospital: "Doc, I can't feel my legs!"

Doc: "That's because we amputated your arms."

What's For Dinner?

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 22 December 2014
Hits: 2680

Why'd the bride slide down the bannister on her honeymoon?

To warm up her husband's dinner.

It's Been Said

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 21 December 2014
Hits: 2785

It's been said if you bend over & put your ear to someone's leg you can hear "What the fuck are you doing?"

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You Don't Have To Be An Epidemiologist

Question: Which is more vicious... Killer Bees or Asian Murder Hornets?

Answer: My ex-wife.

Don't Need A Forklift For This One

What's easier to pick up the heavier it gets?

A woman.

Better rethink this one

Old Dick Johnson sometimes has to re-think relationships.

Right now I think I'm spending way too much time with my girlfriend's family... I think her husband is getting suspicious.

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