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All I Want For Christmas

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 25 December 2014; Hits: 2733

One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Claus, "Please send me a sister."

Santa Claus wrote him back, "Ok, send me your mother."

New Train Set For Christmas

: Category: Just Plain Funny; Published: 25 December 2014; Hits: 2386

Why are a woman's breasts like a Xmas train set?

Originally made for kids but dad wants to play with them.

A Letter To Santa

: Category: Just Plain Funny; Published: 25 December 2014; Hits: 2204

Dear Santa,

I've been good all year. Okay, most of the time. Well, more like once in a while...

Oh f*ck it I'll buy my own shit!

- Billy

Naughty Or Nice

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 25 December 2014; Hits: 2407

Why is Santa Claus always so happy?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live

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Where Is The Nearest ATM?

A plumber, an electrician, and an accountant walk into a strip club.

The electrician calls a blonde over, licks a ten-dollar bill and slaps it on her ass. Then the plumber licks a fifty-dollar bill and he too slaps it on her ass.

The accountant takes out his ATM card, swipes it in the crack of her ass, reaches over and grabs the sixty bucks.

Drive Safely

A car was driving recklessly down the street, swerving left and right. When it whizzed past a cop he pulled it over. A blonde rolled down the window and said, " Officer, I'm so glad you're here. I saw a tree in the road, then I saw another. So I had to swerve to keep from hitting them!"

The officer looked at her and said, "Ma'am, that's your air freshener."

Chip Off The Old Block

Toilet seat falls on kid's dick, runs to mom: Kiss it, make it better.

Mom: Every day more like your dad.