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All I Want For Christmas

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 25 December 2014
Hits: 2946

One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Claus, "Please send me a sister."

Santa Claus wrote him back, "Ok, send me your mother."

New Train Set For Christmas

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 25 December 2014
Hits: 2598

Why are a woman's breasts like a Xmas train set?

Originally made for kids but dad wants to play with them.

A Letter To Santa

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 25 December 2014
Hits: 2400

Dear Santa,

I've been good all year. Okay, most of the time. Well, more like once in a while...

Oh f*ck it I'll buy my own shit!

- Billy

Naughty Or Nice

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 25 December 2014
Hits: 2606

Why is Santa Claus always so happy?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live

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Stuck On A Desert Island

Three guys and a girl are marooned on a desert island. After one week, the girl is so ashamed of what she's doing, she kills herself.

After another week, the guys are so ashamed of what they're doing, they bury her.

After another week, they're so ashamed of what they're doing, they dig her up again.

Vegetable Logic

How's broccoli like anal sex?

If it was forced on you as a kid, you probably won't enjoy it as an adult.

Best Chance For A Full Recovery

Surgeons prefer operating on politicians.

No guts, heart or spine & the mouth & asshole are interchangeable.

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