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All I Want For Christmas

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 25 December 2014
Hits: 3237

One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Claus, "Please send me a sister."

Santa Claus wrote him back, "Ok, send me your mother."

New Train Set For Christmas

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 25 December 2014
Hits: 2878

Why are a woman's breasts like a Xmas train set?

Originally made for kids but dad wants to play with them.

A Letter To Santa

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 25 December 2014
Hits: 2690

Dear Santa,

I've been good all year. Okay, most of the time. Well, more like once in a while...

Oh f*ck it I'll buy my own shit!

- Billy

Naughty Or Nice

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 25 December 2014
Hits: 2900

Why is Santa Claus always so happy?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live

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Maybe He Should Go To a Sperm Bank?

How does a guy know if he has a high sperm count?

If the girl has to chew, before she swallows.

Not Another Chicken Joke

Why did the chicken fall into the well?

He didn't see that well.

Keeping It In The Family

How do you circumcise a hillbilly?

Kick his sister in the jaw.

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