Every Frickin' Joke
All I Want For Christmas
- Category: Dick Jokes
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One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Claus, "Please send me a sister."
Santa Claus wrote him back, "Ok, send me your mother."
New Train Set For Christmas
- Category: Just Plain Funny
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Why are a woman's breasts like a Xmas train set?
Originally made for kids but dad wants to play with them.
A Letter To Santa
- Category: Just Plain Funny
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Dear Santa,
I've been good all year. Okay, most of the time. Well, more like once in a while...
Oh f*ck it I'll buy my own shit!
- Billy
Naughty Or Nice
- Category: Dick Jokes
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Why is Santa Claus always so happy?
Because he knows where all the naughty girls live
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