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Regarding That Age Old Question

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Why'd the pervert cross the road?

His dick was stuck in the chicken.

The Parade Route Is Safe

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Why does a blonde have two more brain cells than a horse?

So she won't shit on the street during the parade.

Breaking A Bad Habit

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How do you get your wife to stop sucking her thumb?

Draw a dick on it.

Vacation Postcard

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What'd the bi-polar write on the picture postcard?

"Having a wonderful time. Wish I were dead."

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Thanksgiving Has A Whole New Meaning

One day, Little Johnny overheard his parents fighting. Later, he asked what "bitch" and "bastard" mean. They explained that they mean "lady" and "gentleman."

The next day, he overheard his parents having sex. He later asked what "penis" and "vagina" mean. His parents explained that they refer to "hats" and "coats."

At supper the next day, Little Johnny's mom cut her finger in the kitchen and yelled, "Oh f**k!" Little Johnny asked what that meant, and she said it means "cut."

A week later, guests arrive for Thanksgiving dinner. Little Johnny welcomes them at the door, saying, "Hello bitches and bastards! Hurry up with your penises and vaginas -- we can't wait to f**k the turkey!"

Who Said Things In Life Aren't Free?

What would you call a dead prostitute?

Free.

Finished

Man is incomplete until he’s married.

Then he’s finished.