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Hold On There Little Fella

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 20 December 2014
Hits: 2645

A midget whips out his two-foot dick.

The whore he's with says, "Oh, no, you ain't putting that thing in me. I'll kiss it."

"Fuck you" he tells her. "I can do that myself."

My Last Gig

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 19 December 2014
Hits: 3058

You know old Dick tries to stay pretty busy. Last week I did a benefit for the "Tempura House"... that's a shelter for lightly battered women.

She Loves That Puppet

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 18 December 2014
Hits: 2865

How do Cinderella and Pinnochio make love?

She sits on his face and he tells lies.

Pulled Over For A Reason

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 17 December 2014
Hits: 2551

A cop pulls a guy over and gives him the breathalyzer test.

The cop is so shocked he says: "Jesus man... you are REALLY drunk."

The guy looks up and says; "Thank God. I thought my steering went out."

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A guy goes up to a girl in a bar and says, "You want to play 'Magic'?"

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He says, "We go to my house and fuck, and then you disappear."

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