Every Frickin' Joke
Hold On There Little Fella
- Category: Dick Jokes
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A midget whips out his two-foot dick.
The whore he's with says, "Oh, no, you ain't putting that thing in me. I'll kiss it."
"Fuck you" he tells her. "I can do that myself."
My Last Gig
- Category: Just Plain Funny
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You know old Dick tries to stay pretty busy. Last week I did a benefit for the "Tempura House"... that's a shelter for lightly battered women.
She Loves That Puppet
- Category: Dick Jokes
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How do Cinderella and Pinnochio make love?
She sits on his face and he tells lies.
Pulled Over For A Reason
- Category: Just Plain Funny
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A cop pulls a guy over and gives him the breathalyzer test.
The cop is so shocked he says: "Jesus man... you are REALLY drunk."
The guy looks up and says; "Thank God. I thought my steering went out."
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