It's Been Said

It's been said if you bend over & put your ear to someone's leg you can hear "What the fuck are you doing?"

What do you call a beautiful Polish girl?

Lucky!

What is the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

The taste. Ewww...

I was scewing my wife when suddenly I stopped and didn't move. She asked: "What are you doing?"

I told her: "I saw this online on a porn site. It's called buffering"

And that's when the fight started...