It's Been Said

It's been said if you bend over & put your ear to someone's leg you can hear "What the fuck are you doing?"

What's a pussy?

The box a dick comes in.

Did you see that one coming?

I have a a real problem with sex and booze...

Every time I have sex, my girlfriend boos.

Little Johnny: "Where do babies come from?"

Mother: "The stork brings them."

Johnny: "Who fucks the stork?"