It's been said if you bend over & put your ear to someone's leg you can hear "What the fuck are you doing?"
I was reminiscing with my wife about when we first got married, So I gave her a little nudge and asked: "Honey... what was the hardest thing for you on our honeymoon?"
She smiled at me and said: "Saying ouch like I meant it."
And that's when the fight started...
This is going to be the 1st Valentine's Day I was single in almost 10 years. I'm kind of excited...
I just hope the wife feels the same way when she finds out.
Did you hear about the girl who had three chances to get pregnant?
Blew 'em all.