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How Long Has That Condom Been In Your Wallet?

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 29 December 2014; Hits: 2873

What do a wife & a condom have in common?

They both spend wayyy more time in your wallet than on your dick.

Pizza Has Arrived, Finally

: Category: Just Plain Funny; Published: 28 December 2014; Hits: 3340

What's the difference between a musician and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four.

Bodily Fluids

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 27 December 2014; Hits: 3162

Why do you get paid more at The Sperm Bank than at The Blood Bank?

Sperm is handmade.

Always Bet On Black

: Category: Just Plain Funny; Published: 26 December 2014; Hits: 3168

What do you call a black man who flies a plane?

A pilot you racist bastard.

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Pulled Over For A Reason

A cop pulls a guy over and gives him the breathalyzer test.

The cop is so shocked he says: "Jesus man... you are REALLY drunk."

The guy looks up and says; "Thank God. I thought my steering went out."

Yeah... It Was Her Fault

A woman's in labor. She's got her feet up in the stirrups, screaming in pain and cursing her husband.

He turns and says, "Hey, don't blame me. I wanted to stick it in your ass, but you said, 'No, that'll hurt.' "

Can't Try It On First

A guy goes into a drug store to buy some condoms. The girl behind the counter asks, “What size?” He says, “I don’t know.” She hold up one finger and asks, “That big?” He says, “Bigger.” She holds up three fingers and asks, “That big?” He says, “Smaller.” She holds up two fingers and he says, “Yeah, that’s it.”

She sticks the two fingers in her mouth and says, “Medium.”