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How Long Has That Condom Been In Your Wallet?

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 29 December 2014
Hits: 2766

What do a wife & a condom have in common?

They both spend wayyy more time in your wallet than on your dick.

Pizza Has Arrived, Finally

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 28 December 2014
Hits: 3237

What's the difference between a musician and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four.

Bodily Fluids

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 27 December 2014
Hits: 3092

Why do you get paid more at The Sperm Bank than at The Blood Bank?

Sperm is handmade.

Always Bet On Black

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 26 December 2014
Hits: 3083

What do you call a black man who flies a plane?

A pilot you racist bastard.

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Bless You

What do you say to a virgin when she sneezes?

Goes-in-tight!

Old School Feminism

My wife thought I was too damn bossy, always acting like a typical male, so she called me a male chauvinist pig.

I looked at her sweetly and said: "Honey, the only thing worse than a male chauvinist pig is a woman who won't do what she's told."

And that's when the fight started...

What's Not For Breakfast

What do eggs Benedict and a blowjob have in common?

You can't get either of them at home.

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