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How Long Has That Condom Been In Your Wallet?

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 29 December 2014
Hits: 2693

What do a wife & a condom have in common?

They both spend wayyy more time in your wallet than on your dick.

Pizza Has Arrived, Finally

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 28 December 2014
Hits: 3177

What's the difference between a musician and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four.

Bodily Fluids

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 27 December 2014
Hits: 3041

Why do you get paid more at The Sperm Bank than at The Blood Bank?

Sperm is handmade.

Always Bet On Black

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 26 December 2014
Hits: 3027

What do you call a black man who flies a plane?

A pilot you racist bastard.

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Cross Raggedy Ann with the Pillsbury Dough Boy what do you get?

A red headed bitch with a yeast infection.

A Good Day on the High Seas

A good-looking teenage girl went out fishing with six older guys.

She came home with a red snapper.

That Discussion With Your Kid

Two guys were talkin' at the bar. The first one told his buddy: "My daughter has reached that age where she is asking embarrassing questions about sex. Just this morning she asked, 'Is that the best you can do?'"

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