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How Long Has That Condom Been In Your Wallet?

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 29 December 2014
Hits: 2444

What do a wife & a condom have in common?

They both spend wayyy more time in your wallet than on your dick.

Pizza Has Arrived, Finally

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 28 December 2014
Hits: 2908

What's the difference between a musician and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four.

Bodily Fluids

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 27 December 2014
Hits: 2802

Why do you get paid more at The Sperm Bank than at The Blood Bank?

Sperm is handmade.

Always Bet On Black

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 26 December 2014
Hits: 2791

What do you call a black man who flies a plane?

A pilot you racist bastard.

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How can you tell a blind guy at a nude beach?

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"Doctor! It Hurts When I Do This!"

A girl says to her doctor, "You have to help me. I hurt all over." She touches her right knee with her index finger and says, "Ow! That hurts." She touches her left cheek with her index finger and says, "Ouch! That hurts, too." She touches her right earlobe with her index finger and says, "Ow! Even that hurts."

The doctor says, "Are you a natural blonde?" She says, "Yes." The doctor says, "You have a sprained finger."

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