Every Frickin' Joke
Probably Better To Believe In Santa
- Category: Just Plain Funny
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You know what happens when you stop believing in Santa Claus?
You start getting clothes for Christmas.
Until I Met A Boy Who Had No Hands
- Category: Just Plain Funny
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What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas?
Gloves!
Just kidding, I don't know what he got, he hasn't opened it yet.
A Smart Blonde?!
- Category: Just Plain Funny
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How is Santa Claus like a smart blonde?
They both don't exist!
Ho Ho Ho, Now This Is A Merry Christmas
- Category: Dick Jokes
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One Christmas Eve, Santa Claus comes down the chimney and is startled by a beautiful 19 year old blonde. She said "Santa, will you stay with me?"
Santa replied, "Ho Ho Ho gotta go, gotta go, gotta deliver these toys to good girls and boys."
So she took off her night gown, wearing only a bra and panties, she asked "Santa, now will you stay with me?"
"Ho Ho Ho gotta go, gotta go, gotta deliver these toys to good girls and boys."
She takes off everything and says "Santa, now will you stay with me?"
Santa replies "Gotta stay, gotta stay, can't get up the chimney with my d*ck this way!"
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