Why'd the bride slide down the bannister on her honeymoon?
To warm up her husband's dinner.
Sally: "Let's play house."
Little Johnny: "What do I do?"
Sally: "Communicate your feelings."
Johnny: "How do I do that?"
Sally: "Perfect. You can be the husband!"
What'd the Polish guy say when he came home and found his best friend on top of his wife?
Down, Fido, down boy!
What’s the difference between a Southern zoo and a Northern zoo?
They both have a description of the animal on the front of the cage. The Southern zoo includes a recipe.
