Why'd the bride slide down the bannister on her honeymoon?
To warm up her husband's dinner.
I took this divorced broad I met in a bar back to my place the other night. The next morning I asked her, "Well, how was I?"
She said, "The truth? I wasn't too happy with the size of your organ."
So I told her, "Yeah? Well I didn't know I was going to be playing in a cathedral."
How do Cinderella and Pinnochio make love?
She sits on his face and he tells lies.
If you force a prostitute to screw you, is it rape or shoplifting?
You choose.
