Why'd the bride slide down the bannister on her honeymoon?
To warm up her husband's dinner.
Why is sperm white and piss yellow?
So you know if you're cumming or going!
A guy goes up to a girl in a bar and says, "You want to play 'Magic'?"
She says, "What's that?"
He says, "We go to my house and fuck, and then you disappear."
"IT'S A BOY" I shouted "A BOY, I DON'T BELIEVE IT, IT'S A BOY."
And with tears streaming down my face I swore I'd never visit another Thai Brothel again!