A guy wakes up in the hospital: "Doc, I can't feel my legs!"
Doc: "That's because we amputated your arms."
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Cops: Woman, 21, Put The Strip In Strip Mall
#WTF?! Putting the strip in strip mall 21-year-old woman wearing only high heels & black stockings arrested on indecent exposure charges after being spotted posing for provocative photos outside a shopping center. Wait a minute while we change a twenty for some singles...
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#WTF?! A pretend cop who pulled over two real detectives, landed himself in actual jail. Really! This Florida man was given a valuable lesson in the importance of being yourself.
Read more ...Man arrested for snatching mobile phone, sending his own nude photo
#WTF?! Homeless man grabs a woman's phone, takes nude selfie, then sends the pic to all her contacts! A 28-year-old man has been arrested for snatching a mobile phone from a woman and then taking his own nude photo and then sending it to her LINE app's contacts.
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