Until I Met A Guy Who Had No Feet...

A guy wakes up in the hospital: "Doc, I can't feel my legs!"

Doc: "That's because we amputated your arms."

Why's a sheep better than a woman?

A sheep doesn't care if you fuck her sister.

Why are blondes so easy to get into bed?

Who cares!

What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea?

I wouldn't pay fifty bucks to have a garbanzo bean on my face.