Until I Met A Guy Who Had No Feet...

A guy wakes up in the hospital: "Doc, I can't feel my legs!"

Doc: "That's because we amputated your arms."

I overheard my girlfriend on the phone say to her friend she wants to get engaged on Valentine's Day.

Hope she finds someone nice.

What is a man's view of safe sex?

A padded headboard.

Why is psychoanalysis faster for men than women?

When he has to go back to his childhood he's already there.