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No Question About How Smart

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 12 December 2014
Hits: 2877

What's the smartest thing that ever came out of a woman's mouth?

Einstein's dick.

Remember This Test From High School?

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 11 December 2014
Hits: 2848

What'd the hockey player get on his SAT's?

Drool.

Here's A Question

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 10 December 2014
Hits: 2855

What do you say to a woman who won't suck your dick?

Nothing.

My Wife Was Feeling Sick

Category: And that's when the fight started...
Published: 09 December 2014
Hits: 2910

Before I left for work my wife told me she wasn't feeling well. I told her: "Don't worry honey, you're not really sick."

She asked: "How do you know?"

I told her: "Because I didn't have to carry you downstairs to make my breakfast."

And that's when the fight started.

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Regarding That Age Old Question

Why'd the pervert cross the road?

His dick was stuck in the chicken.

How'd He Do It?!

A man went to the police station looking for a chance to question the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.

“You’ll get your chance in court.” said the Desk Sargent.

“No, no no!” said the man. “I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I’ve been trying to do that for years!”

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Guy visits his doctor with a problem "Doc, I don't know what to do about my wife. Every night, she goes to Harry's Bar and picks up men. She's fucking everybody in town and it's driving me crazy. What should I do?"

The doctor says, "Take a deep breath, calm down, and then give me the directions to Harry's Bar."

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