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: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 12 December 2014; Hits: 2412

What's the smartest thing that ever came out of a woman's mouth?

Einstein's dick.

Remember This Test From High School?

: Category: Just Plain Funny; Published: 11 December 2014; Hits: 2396

What'd the hockey player get on his SAT's?

Drool.

Here's A Question

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 10 December 2014; Hits: 2410

What do you say to a woman who won't suck your dick?

Nothing.

My Wife Was Feeling Sick

: Category: And that's when the fight started...; Published: 09 December 2014; Hits: 2414

Before I left for work my wife told me she wasn't feeling well. I told her: "Don't worry honey, you're not really sick."

She asked: "How do you know?"

I told her: "Because I didn't have to carry you downstairs to make my breakfast."

And that's when the fight started.

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Hold On There

What do you have with two balls in your hand?

A man's undivided attention.

Nag Nag Nag

Jake the farmer has an incredibly nagging wife. One day he's out in the field, she brings his lunch to him, and then sits there and berates him while he's eating. Suddenly, the mule kicks up his back legs, smacking her in the head, and it kills her instantly.

At the wake, the minister notices that when a woman offers her sympathy, Jake nods his head up and down, but when a man comes up and speaks to him, he shakes his head from side to side. The minister says to Jake, "Why was it that you nod your head up and down to all the women and shake your head from side to side to all the men?"

Jake says, "The women all say how nice she looks, and how pretty her dress is. The men all say, Is that mule for sale?'"

Don't Mix Up The Schedule

A woman visits the doctor, with bumps and bruises all over her body. She complains that it was her husband who beat her.

The doctor is surprised: "I thought your husband was out of town."

"So did I..."