Every Frickin' Joke

No Question About How Smart

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 12 December 2014; Hits: 3101

What's the smartest thing that ever came out of a woman's mouth?

Einstein's dick.

Remember This Test From High School?

: Category: Just Plain Funny; Published: 11 December 2014; Hits: 3018

What'd the hockey player get on his SAT's?

Drool.

Here's A Question

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 10 December 2014; Hits: 3024

What do you say to a woman who won't suck your dick?

Nothing.

My Wife Was Feeling Sick

: Category: And that's when the fight started...; Published: 09 December 2014; Hits: 3106

Before I left for work my wife told me she wasn't feeling well. I told her: "Don't worry honey, you're not really sick."

She asked: "How do you know?"

I told her: "Because I didn't have to carry you downstairs to make my breakfast."

And that's when the fight started.

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Five Will Get You Ten

What do you say to a man with five penises?

"Your jeans fit like a glove."

Don't ... Stop!

Mom giving advice to her daughter: "If a boy touches your boobies say 'don't' and if he touches your pussy say 'stop.'

Daughter's reply: "oh mom, I already know that. And last night my boyfriend touched both so I said 'don’t stop!'

Make A Wish

After many years of marriage a husband up and tells his wife he wished she had bigger breasts. "How am I supposed to get bigger breasts?" she asks. "That’s simple." he says, "Just rub them with toilet paper every day." "What the hell is that supposed to do?" his wife shot back.

"Well," answered her husband, "It worked for your ass!"

And that's when the fight started...