Every Frickin' Joke

Category: Just Plain Funny
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Why does a blonde have two more brain cells than a horse?

So she won't shit on the street during the parade.

Category: Dick Jokes
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How do you get your wife to stop sucking her thumb?

Draw a dick on it.

Category: Just Plain Funny
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What'd the bi-polar write on the picture postcard?

"Having a wonderful time. Wish I were dead."

Category: Dick Jokes
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A kid walks in and catches his mom sucking on his father's dick.

He says, "Hey, are you guys making a baby?"

Mom lifts her head up and says, "No sweetie... we're making jewelry."

Category: Just Plain Funny
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Girl texts: "If you're sleeping, send your dreams ... if you're laughing, send your smile."

Boyfriend texts back: "Taking a shit... Please advise."

Category: Dick Jokes
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What do you say to a woman who won't suck your dick?

"Honey, I'm home."

Category: And that's when the fight started...
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Wife to her husband in frustration: "Get the fuck out." Then, as he's leaving, she adds, "I hope you die a slow painful death."

He turns back to her and says, "So now you want me to stay?"

And that's when the REAL fight started...

Category: Dick Jokes
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What should you do if your sister-in-law sits on your glasses & breaks them?

Take them off next time.