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No Question About How Smart

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 12 December 2014
Hits: 2694

What's the smartest thing that ever came out of a woman's mouth?

Einstein's dick.

Remember This Test From High School?

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 11 December 2014
Hits: 2657

What'd the hockey player get on his SAT's?

Drool.

Here's A Question

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 10 December 2014
Hits: 2673

What do you say to a woman who won't suck your dick?

Nothing.

My Wife Was Feeling Sick

Category: And that's when the fight started...
Published: 09 December 2014
Hits: 2717

Before I left for work my wife told me she wasn't feeling well. I told her: "Don't worry honey, you're not really sick."

She asked: "How do you know?"

I told her: "Because I didn't have to carry you downstairs to make my breakfast."

And that's when the fight started.

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