Every Frickin' Joke
No Question About How Smart
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What's the smartest thing that ever came out of a woman's mouth?
Einstein's dick.
Remember This Test From High School?
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What'd the hockey player get on his SAT's?
Drool.
Here's A Question
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What do you say to a woman who won't suck your dick?
Nothing.
My Wife Was Feeling Sick
- Category: And that's when the fight started...
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Before I left for work my wife told me she wasn't feeling well. I told her: "Don't worry honey, you're not really sick."
She asked: "How do you know?"
I told her: "Because I didn't have to carry you downstairs to make my breakfast."
And that's when the fight started.
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