Every Frickin' Joke
Here's A Question
- Category: Dick Jokes
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What do you say to a woman who won't suck your dick?
Nothing.
My Wife Was Feeling Sick
- Category: And that's when the fight started...
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Before I left for work my wife told me she wasn't feeling well. I told her: "Don't worry honey, you're not really sick."
She asked: "How do you know?"
I told her: "Because I didn't have to carry you downstairs to make my breakfast."
And that's when the fight started.
Regarding That Age Old Question
- Category: Dick Jokes
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Why'd the pervert cross the road?
His dick was stuck in the chicken.
The Parade Route Is Safe
- Category: Just Plain Funny
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Why does a blonde have two more brain cells than a horse?
So she won't shit on the street during the parade.
