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In The Confessional

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 16 December 2014
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"Forgive me, Father, I was fucking my wife and fantasized she was a nun."

"My son, sometimes when I fuck a nun I fantasize it's your wife."

She Interrupted The Game

Category: And that's when the fight started...
Published: 15 December 2014
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My wife popped in while I was watching the game and asked: "Want some supper?"

Without looking up I replied: "What are my choices?" She fired back: "Yes and no!"

And that's when the fight started...

Vegetable Logic

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 14 December 2014
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How's broccoli like anal sex?

If it was forced on you as a kid, you probably won't enjoy it as an adult.

How Do You Know For Sure

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 13 December 2014
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How do you know if a hippie's been staying at your house?

He's still there.

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Round Two

What do you do when you see your husband staggering in the back yard?

Shoot him again.

Wife Tests Husband's Love

My wife wanted to test me. So she asked: "Honey, what would you do if you came home and caught me in bed with another guy."

I told her: "I'd kick his seeing eye dog."

And that's when the fight started...

A Visit To My Local Sex Toys Shop

This year I bought some interesting gifts for my wife for Valentine's Day

I got her 2 sets of handcuffs, 4 pairs of crotchless panties, a giant butt plug, a 12 inch vibrator, a bondage whip, a naughty nurses outfit and 6 huge glow in the dark penis shaped helium balloons.

Will she be happy with it all? I don't know.

But what I do know is that on February 14th her grave will stand out more than any others in the cemetery!

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