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In The Confessional

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 16 December 2014
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"Forgive me, Father, I was fucking my wife and fantasized she was a nun."

"My son, sometimes when I fuck a nun I fantasize it's your wife."

She Interrupted The Game

Category: And that's when the fight started...
Published: 15 December 2014
Hits: 2318

My wife popped in while I was watching the game and asked: "Want some supper?"

Without looking up I replied: "What are my choices?" She fired back: "Yes and no!"

And that's when the fight started...

Vegetable Logic

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 14 December 2014
Hits: 2915

How's broccoli like anal sex?

If it was forced on you as a kid, you probably won't enjoy it as an adult.

How Do You Know For Sure

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 13 December 2014
Hits: 2745

How do you know if a hippie's been staying at your house?

He's still there.

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She's Smoking!

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Slow down and use some lubricant.

Depends on How You Like It

What's the difference between medium and rare?

6 inches is medium, 8 inches is rare.

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