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In The Confessional

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 16 December 2014
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"Forgive me, Father, I was fucking my wife and fantasized she was a nun."

"My son, sometimes when I fuck a nun I fantasize it's your wife."

She Interrupted The Game

Category: And that's when the fight started...
Published: 15 December 2014
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My wife popped in while I was watching the game and asked: "Want some supper?"

Without looking up I replied: "What are my choices?" She fired back: "Yes and no!"

And that's when the fight started...

Vegetable Logic

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 14 December 2014
Hits: 2692

How's broccoli like anal sex?

If it was forced on you as a kid, you probably won't enjoy it as an adult.

How Do You Know For Sure

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 13 December 2014
Hits: 2478

How do you know if a hippie's been staying at your house?

He's still there.

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Under Pressure

I ripped one watching the TV with my wife when she asked: "Why do men fart more than women?"

I told her: "'Cause women won't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure."

And that's when the fight started...

Too Soon

Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?

Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time.

A Visit To My Local Sex Toys Shop

This year I bought some interesting gifts for my wife for Valentine's Day

I got her 2 sets of handcuffs, 4 pairs of crotchless panties, a giant butt plug, a 12 inch vibrator, a bondage whip, a naughty nurses outfit and 6 huge glow in the dark penis shaped helium balloons.

Will she be happy with it all? I don't know.

But what I do know is that on February 14th her grave will stand out more than any others in the cemetery!

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