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In The Confessional

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 16 December 2014
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"Forgive me, Father, I was fucking my wife and fantasized she was a nun."

"My son, sometimes when I fuck a nun I fantasize it's your wife."

She Interrupted The Game

Category: And that's when the fight started...
Published: 15 December 2014
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My wife popped in while I was watching the game and asked: "Want some supper?"

Without looking up I replied: "What are my choices?" She fired back: "Yes and no!"

And that's when the fight started...

Vegetable Logic

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 14 December 2014
Hits: 3149

How's broccoli like anal sex?

If it was forced on you as a kid, you probably won't enjoy it as an adult.

How Do You Know For Sure

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 13 December 2014
Hits: 2990

How do you know if a hippie's been staying at your house?

He's still there.

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Up Or Down?

The other night my wife and I were in bed and I asked her: "Honey, why do you like it so much when you are on top?"

She said: "'Cause all you do is fuck up."

And that's when the fight started...

Just One Question

So tell me... if a firefighter's business can go up in smoke, and a plumber's business can go down the drain... can a hooker get layed off? Just askin'!

BaaaAAAHH

Why's a sheep better than a woman?

A sheep doesn't care if you fuck her sister.

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