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Smells Like A Good Time

: Category: Just Plain Funny; Published: 06 January 2015; Hits: 3443

What's the difference between pussy & pot?

If you can smell pot from across the room it's the good stuff.

True Love

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 05 January 2015; Hits: 3236

If the dove is The Bird Of Love, what's The Bird of True Love?

The swallow.

Not My Type Of Girl

: Category: Just Plain Funny; Published: 04 January 2015; Hits: 4015

What's the difference between the lesbians in porn films and a lesbian in real life?

About 65 pounds.

Dog Lifestyle

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 03 January 2015; Hits: 3522

The Dog's Rule Of Life: If you can't eat it or fuck it, piss on it.

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You Don't Scare Me

A lady's sick of her husband's drinking, so she decides to teach him a lesson. She dresses up like Satan, and when her husband walks in from being out all night, she jumps out from behind the sofa and screams.

The guy looks at her and says, "You don't scare me. I'm married to your sister."

Do I Know You?

My wife asked me to guess what she wanted for her birthday.

So I said: "Your face from 10 years ago?"

And that's when the fight started...

Have You Ever Done That?

A couple has sex. When they're done, the girl looks in the box of condoms and sees only 6 left out of 12. She asks, "What happened to the other condoms?" The guy says, "I, uh... I made balloon animals out of them for my niece and nephew."

The next day the girl's at work telling the story to her co-workers. She turns to one of the guys and asks: "Have you ever done that?" He tells her, "Sure. All the time."

She can't believe it so she argues: "Really? You make balloon animals out of condoms?"

He says back, "No. I thought you were asking if I ever lied to my girlfriend."