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Smells Like A Good Time

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 06 January 2015
Hits: 3291

What's the difference between pussy & pot?

If you can smell pot from across the room it's the good stuff.

True Love

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 05 January 2015
Hits: 3112

If the dove is The Bird Of Love, what's The Bird of True Love?

The swallow.

Not My Type Of Girl

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 04 January 2015
Hits: 3880

What's the difference between the lesbians in porn films and a lesbian in real life?

About 65 pounds.

Dog Lifestyle

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 03 January 2015
Hits: 3383

The Dog's Rule Of Life: If you can't eat it or fuck it, piss on it.

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Stay wood boy

How did Pinocchio find out he was made out of wood?

His hand caught fire.

Depends on Which End You Are On

A little girl asked her mom: "When you and daddy have sex, who enjoys it more?"

Her mother thought for a moment and replied: "Sweetie, you know when you have an itch in your ear and you stick your finger in and wiggle it around to make it go away? Think about it... which feels better, your finger or your ear?"

Sex Is Like A Car

Three women were talking about what's it like in bed with their husbands.

The first said, "My husband is like a Rolls-Royce; smooth and sophisticated."

The second said, "Mine is like a Porsche; fast and powerful."

The third said, "Mine is like an antique Chevy. I have to start it by hand and then jump on once it gets going."

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