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Smells Like A Good Time

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 06 January 2015
Hits: 3343

What's the difference between pussy & pot?

If you can smell pot from across the room it's the good stuff.

True Love

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 05 January 2015
Hits: 3150

If the dove is The Bird Of Love, what's The Bird of True Love?

The swallow.

Not My Type Of Girl

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 04 January 2015
Hits: 3923

What's the difference between the lesbians in porn films and a lesbian in real life?

About 65 pounds.

Dog Lifestyle

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 03 January 2015
Hits: 3430

The Dog's Rule Of Life: If you can't eat it or fuck it, piss on it.

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Lost Wife

Losing a wife can be hard.  

In most cases, it’s damn near impossible.

Cause We're Trading Places

After dinner last night my wife looked at me with those eyes of hers and sweetly asked: "Honey, is it OK if we change positions tonight?" "Sure" I replied.

"Great" She said, "You do the dishes and I'll go sit on the couch and fart!"

And that's when the fight started...

Bench Warmers

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?

The NBA.

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