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Smells Like A Good Time

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 06 January 2015
Hits: 3396

What's the difference between pussy & pot?

If you can smell pot from across the room it's the good stuff.

True Love

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 05 January 2015
Hits: 3201

If the dove is The Bird Of Love, what's The Bird of True Love?

The swallow.

Not My Type Of Girl

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 04 January 2015
Hits: 3982

What's the difference between the lesbians in porn films and a lesbian in real life?

About 65 pounds.

Dog Lifestyle

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 03 January 2015
Hits: 3486

The Dog's Rule Of Life: If you can't eat it or fuck it, piss on it.

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Single And Ready To Mingle

This is going to be the 1st Valentine's Day I was single in almost 10 years. I'm kind of excited...

I just hope the wife feels the same way when she finds out.

It's not because you are color blind...

What's the difference between pink and purple?

The grip!

Not Enough Room

A lady goes golfing and gets hit in the ass really hard with a golf ball. She goes to the doctor.

The doctor says, "Where were you hit?" She says, "Between the first and the second hole."

He says, "That doesn't leave alot of room for a band-aid, does it?"

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