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Smells Like A Good Time

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 06 January 2015
Hits: 3443

What's the difference between pussy & pot?

If you can smell pot from across the room it's the good stuff.

True Love

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 05 January 2015
Hits: 3236

If the dove is The Bird Of Love, what's The Bird of True Love?

The swallow.

Not My Type Of Girl

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 04 January 2015
Hits: 4016

What's the difference between the lesbians in porn films and a lesbian in real life?

About 65 pounds.

Dog Lifestyle

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 03 January 2015
Hits: 3522

The Dog's Rule Of Life: If you can't eat it or fuck it, piss on it.

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A Senior Moment

Two old ladies are sitting on the park bench feeding the pigeons. Suddenly the first one says to her friend: "Did you just fart?"

Her friend answers: "Of course I did. You think I always smell like this?"

Back To Her Place

A guy takes his date back to her place. He gets her up to her bedroom where he sees a wall full of fluffy toys.

After he fucks her he asks her: "How was I?"

She says: "Take anything from the bottom shelf."

I'm Going To Disneyland!

A guy wanted to have sex with his wife. So he gave her a wink and popped a Viagra.

His wife looked at him and said: "You know why Viagra is just like Disneyland? They both make you wait an hour for a two minute ride!"

And that's when the fight started...

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