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Still Not My Type Of Girl

: Category: Just Plain Funny; Published: 10 January 2015; Hits: 2837

What's the difference between a wife and a mistress?

Forty-five pounds.

A Real Blonde

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 09 January 2015; Hits: 3258

Cop: "Are you a natural blonde?" Blonde: "Yeah."

Tosses his ticket book, starts pulling down his zipper

Blonde: "Oh, no, not another Breathalyzer test."

Don't Need A Forklift For This One

: Category: Just Plain Funny; Published: 08 January 2015; Hits: 2589

What's easier to pick up the heavier it gets?

A woman.

A Penis Enlarger That Really Works

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 07 January 2015; Hits: 2529

My wife suggested I get myself one of those penis enlargers, so I did.

She's twenty-five... her name's Beverly.

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Promise Kept

A woman at the Pearly Gates asks St. Peter, "Is my husband here? My name is Johnson." St. Peter says, "Well, that's not enough information."

She says, "OK... his name is Dick Johnson and he told me that after he died, if I was ever unfaithful, he'd roll over in his grave."

St. Peter says, "Oh .. you mean Pinwheel Johnson!"

As Far As The Eye Can See

Two blondes are talking geography. The first one asks: "Which do you think is further away, Florida or the moon?"

Her pal replies: "Hellooo, can you see Florida from here?"

The Voice of Experience

Husband asks: "Should I watch porn or hockey?"

Wife: "Watch porn. You already know how to play hockey."

And that's when the fight started...