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Still Not My Type Of Girl

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 10 January 2015
Hits: 2879

What's the difference between a wife and a mistress?

Forty-five pounds.

A Real Blonde

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 09 January 2015
Hits: 3348

Cop: "Are you a natural blonde?" Blonde: "Yeah."

Tosses his ticket book, starts pulling down his zipper

Blonde: "Oh, no, not another Breathalyzer test."

Don't Need A Forklift For This One

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 08 January 2015
Hits: 2635

What's easier to pick up the heavier it gets?

A woman.

A Penis Enlarger That Really Works

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 07 January 2015
Hits: 2588

My wife suggested I get myself one of those penis enlargers, so I did.

She's twenty-five... her name's Beverly.

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Was Never So Good At Math...

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?

He worked it out with a pencil.

(uhhhh....Yeah, I have the same feeling you are having! :-O)

Where Shall We Go?

My wife wanted to go on a pleasure trip.

I told her:  "Great, let's take your mother to the airport."

And that's when the fight started...

More Than One Way To Please

The masochist begs: "Beat me, beat me."

The sadist smiles and says: "Nooooo!"

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