A Letter To Santa | D*ck Joke Of The Day

: Category: Just Plain Funny; Published: 25 December 2014; Hits: 1514

Dear Santa,

I've been good all year. Okay, most of the time. Well, more like once in a while...

Oh f*ck it I'll buy my own shit!

- Billy

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