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A Letter To Santa

Hits: 1959

Dear Santa,

I've been good all year. Okay, most of the time. Well, more like once in a while...

Oh f*ck it I'll buy my own shit!

- Billy

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It Only Has to Happen Once

How are blondes like computers?

You never appreciate them until they go down on you.

 

Nude In Front Of The Mirror

My wife was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She wasn't happy with what she saw, so she said: "I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment."

I told her: "Your eyesight's damn near perfect!"

And that's when the fight started...

Advice From Dick

Good advice from old Dick Johnson: You gotta stick it out if your're gonna start young!