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The Down Under

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 02 January 2015
Hits: 2959

How's an old lady's twat like Australia?

Everybody knows it's down there but nobody really gives a shit.

BaaaAAAHH

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 01 January 2015
Hits: 3064

Why's a sheep better than a woman?

A sheep doesn't care if you fuck her sister.

Needs More Duct Tape

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 31 December 2014
Hits: 2626

What's the best thing about duct tape?

It turns, "No! No!," into "Mmm! Mmm!"

Should Have Written A Pre-Nup

Category: And that's when the fight started...
Published: 30 December 2014
Hits: 2744

Husband: "What would you like for your anniversary, Sylvia?"

Wife: "A divorce, Bernie."

Husband: "I wasn't planning on spending that much."

And that's when the fight started...

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