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New Train Set For Christmas

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Why are a woman's breasts like a Xmas train set?

Originally made for kids but dad wants to play with them.

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Remember Back Then

I was reminiscing with my wife about when we first got married, So I gave her a little nudge and asked: "Honey... what was the hardest thing for you on our honeymoon?"

She smiled at me and said: "Saying ouch like I meant it."

And that's when the fight started...

Don't Do This

What do you get when you cross a computer with a prostitute?

A fucking know-it-all.

Five Will Get You Ten

What do you say to a man with five penises?

"Your jeans fit like a glove."