Why are a woman's breasts like a Xmas train set?
Originally made for kids but dad wants to play with them.
Put 50 lesbians and 50 politicians in a room together... what do you have?
100 people who don't do dick.
Two guys are having a couple of beers and talking about their wives. "Do you and your wife ever do it doggy style?" asks the first one.
"Well, not exactly," replies his friend. "She just pretends to be a dog." "Very kinky." says the first guy.
"Well, not really... Whenever I lean over and whisper let's do it doggy style, she rolls over and plays dead."
I love an adventure & a challenge. So I joined a nudist colony.
1st day was the hardest, but I stuck it out.