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New Train Set For Christmas

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Why are a woman's breasts like a Xmas train set?

Originally made for kids but dad wants to play with them.

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Sharing is Caring

My wife was at the sink grousing about the dishes again. She asked me: "How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?"

I told her: "Both of them."

And that's when the fight started...

 

Your Kind Of Game?

What is the only game in which the more you lose, the more you have to show for it?

Strip Poker.

Sounds Like Spring Break

A brunette tells her blonde sister "Last night I slept with a Brazilian."

The blonde sister replies "I thought I was the slut! How many is a Brazilian?"