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New Train Set For Christmas

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Why are a woman's breasts like a Xmas train set?

Originally made for kids but dad wants to play with them.

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Listen To Your Mother...

Did you hear about the Jewish mother doll?

You pull the string and it says, "Again with the string..."

Get In The Swing Of Things

The cops show up at the house. There's a guy lying on the floor in a pool of blood and a woman holding a bloody 5-iron. One of the cops says, "Is that your husband?" She says, "Yep." He says, "He's dead." She says, "Yep." He asks, "Did you hit him with the golf club?" She says, "Yep." He says, "How many times?"

She says, "I don't know. Four, five ... put me down for four."

A Lot On The Side

How can you tell when your girlfriend's getting really fat?

You start asking your wife for sex.