What do you call a man who lost all his intelligence?
A widower.
Want to see flying saucers?
Head over to the all-night diner and grab the waitress by the ass.
Why were there only two pallbearers at the homeless guy's funeral?
There are only two handles on a garbage can.
After 20 years of marriage, I still get blow jobs.
If my wife finds out, she'll fucking kill me.
