What do you call a man who lost all his intelligence?
A widower.
Susie is 16. She comes home at 2 in the morning, with her mom waiting up mad as hell.
She says "Mom, I was with Johnny, I love him." Her mother says, "It's not love, it's infatuation."
Susie says, "But I blew him and then he fucked me in the ass."
Her mother says, "That's infatuation. When he fucks you in the ass and then you blow him... that's love."
Whats the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?
You can unscrew a lightbulb.
What do women and milk cartons have in common?
You gotta open the flaps to get to the good stuff.
