What do you call a man who lost all his intelligence?
A widower.
Your wife & your lawyer are drowning, so you have to choose. What do you do: go to lunch or catch a movie?
What did the Jewish guy and his Chinese wife name their baby boy?
Ka Ching!
My wife kinda had second thoughts about the first sex video I had talked her into making, so she said she wanted it back.
I said, "OK, but you'll have to pay twenty bucks, just like everybody else."
And that's when the fight started...
