What do you call a man who lost all his intelligence?
A widower.
What do the Mafia and a pussy have in common?
One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit.
How are fat chicks like a moped?
They may be fun to ride if you got nothin' better, but you wouldn't want your friends to find out.
My girlfriend's a real clean freak. She says it's disgusting to piss in the bathtub.
Next time maybe I should wait until she gets out.
