What do you call a man who lost all his intelligence?
A widower.
When we first started dating I wanted to show my girfriend I was serious. So I changed my Facebook status to "in a relationship."
When I told her she said: "It should've been changd to 'under new management!'"
And that's when the fight started...
What's the difference between the lesbians in porn films and a lesbian in real life?
About 65 pounds.
Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman?
Because you have to hollow out the head.
