What do you call a man who lost all his intelligence?
A widower.
How do they say "fuck you" in Hollywood?
Trust me.
My dick is so big, it graduated High School a year ahead of me.
A guy pulls up to a little girl playing on the sidewalk and says, "Hey, little girl, want a lollipop?"
The girls says "My mommy told me not to take candy from strangers. But if you give me twenty bucks, I'll suck your dick."
