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The Dick Joke

High art... from a low place.

What do you call a hooker with a runny nose?

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My dick is so big, I have to call it Mr. Dick in front of company.

My dick is so big, I entered it in a big-dick contest and it came in first, second and third.

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A brunette, a blonde & a redhead are all in 5th grade. Who has the biggest tits?

The blonde... she's 18!

My wife caught me measuring my dick and snickered: "So how long is it?"

I told her: "Long enough to reach the back of your sister's throat!"

And that's when the fight started...

I don't want to brag... but I have an incredible sex drive.

The one fat chick who'll screw me lives 100 miles away!

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