Dick Jokes

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The Dick Joke

High art... from a low place.

What do you call a hooker with a runny nose?

Full.

My dick is so big, I have to call it Mr. Dick in front of company.

My dick is so big, I entered it in a big-dick contest and it came in first, second and third.

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How do you know if a hippie's been staying at your house?

He's still there.

On our honeymoon night I asked my bride, "Honey... am I the first?"

She replied, "Why does everybody ask that?"

And that's when the fight started...

A string walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, "Sorry pal, we don't serve strings here."

So the string walks outside, ties himself in a loop and messes up the top of his hair. He walks back into the bar and orders a beer.

The bartender squints at him and says, "Hey, aren't you a string?"

The string says, "Nope, I'm a frayed knot."

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