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What do you call a hooker with a runny nose?

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Show Some Respect

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My dick is so big, I have to call it Mr. Dick in front of company.

Ladies and Gentleman We Have A Winner

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My dick is so big, I entered it in a big-dick contest and it came in first, second and third.

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No Reason To Split Up

This couple gets married. After several weeks of marital bliss the guy wants to show his wife just how much she means to him. So he has "I Love You" tattooed on his dick.

One month later the wife files for divorce. When the guy asks why, she tells him: "You keep putting words in my mouth."

Another Bingo!

How do you get four old ladies to shout "Fuck"?

Get a fifth old lady to shout "Bingo!"

Things Have Gone Too Far

What is more messed up than fingering your sister?

Pulling your finger out and finding your dad's wedding ring.