My dick is so big, I entered it in a big-dick contest and it came in first, second and third.
Old Dick is always willing to help a guy score with a great pickup line. Here's one you can try:
"I'd like to point out that 'beautiful' has 'u' in it. But, 'quickie' has u & i together."
You're welcome.
My wife wanted to go on a pleasure trip.
I told her: "Great, let's take your mother to the airport."
And that's when the fight started...
Why do you get paid more at The Sperm Bank than at The Blood Bank?
Sperm is handmade.