Ladies and Gentleman We Have A Winner

: Created: 28 June 2017; Hits: 2706

My dick is so big, I entered it in a big-dick contest and it came in first, second and third.

Don't Miss These Jokes!

Say Hello to Your New Friend

An old woman wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery to bury her cat. As she boarded the bus, she whispered to the driver, I have a dead pussy. The driver pointed to the woman in the seat behind him and said, "Sit with my wife...you two have a lot in common."

Just Doesn't Measure Up

My wife and I were on a road trip and I asked her to help navigate, So of course she couldn't quite figure out how to use the map. Frustrated I asked her, "Why can't women read maps?"

She snapped back, "Because only a man can relate to the concept of 1 inch equals a mile."

And that's when the fight started...

What's Not For Breakfast

What do eggs Benedict and a blowjob have in common?

You can't get either of them at home.