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Advice From Dick

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Good advice from old Dick Johnson: You gotta stick it out if your're gonna start young!

Not Quite A Sonnet

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Definition of love: Your heart melts and comes squirting out the end of your dick.

It's About Time

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20 years the wife finally gives him a blowjob.
 
Phone rings he picks it up says: It's for you, cocksucker.

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First Door On The Left

A dog walks into a bar and hops up on a stool. He looks the bartender in the eye and says, "Hey, guess what? I can talk. Have you ever seen a talking dog before? How about a drink?"

The bartender thinks for a moment and says, "Sure, the toilet's right around the corner."

One Afternoon With The Girls

One day at lunch her friend remarked: "So... your husband drowned and left you two million dollars. Wow! Two million dollars, and he couldn't even read or write."

"Yeah" the widow replied, "And he couldn't swim either."

At The Restaurant

I took my wife to a restaurant, and the waiter, for some reason, took my order first. "I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please."

He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?" "Nah" I told him, "she can order for herself."

And that's when the fight started...