Dick Jokes

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The Dick Joke
High art... from a low place.

What did the dick say to the balls?

You guys hang around here while I go inside.

How did Burger King get Diary Queen Pregnant?

He forgot to wrap his whopper.

A guy at the bar orders two drinks. He downs one, then pours the other on his left hand.

The bartender asks: "Hey mister... what're you doin'?" "

"Getting my date drunk."

My dick is so big, it won't return Spielberg's calls.