Dick Jokes
The Dick Joke
High art... from a low place.
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What did the dick say to the balls?
You guys hang around here while I go inside.
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How did Burger King get Diary Queen Pregnant?
He forgot to wrap his whopper.
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A guy at the bar orders two drinks. He downs one, then pours the other on his left hand.
The bartender asks: "Hey mister... what're you doin'?" "
"Getting my date drunk."
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My dick is so big, it won't return Spielberg's calls.
