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Advice From Dick

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Good advice from old Dick Johnson: You gotta stick it out if your're gonna start young!

Not Quite A Sonnet

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Definition of love: Your heart melts and comes squirting out the end of your dick.

It's About Time

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20 years the wife finally gives him a blowjob.
 
Phone rings he picks it up says: It's for you, cocksucker.

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Not So Difficult After All

Lifehack: How do you find a needle in a haystack?

Easy... burn the fuckin' hay! Any more questions?

Too Old For That

A ninety-year-old guy is walking by a lake when he hears, "Hi, there." He looks down, and it's a bullfrog.
He picks it up, and the frog says, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess."
The old guy unzips his bag, puts in the frog, and starts to zip it back up. The frog says, "What are you doing?"
The old guy says, "At my age, I'd rather have a talking frog."

No Need To See The Shrink

What happened to the depressed dyslexic?

He threw himself behind the bus.