Category: Dick Jokes

Published: 18 August 2015

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What's the definition of a lady?

Someone who doesn't drink or smoke, and the only time she curses is when your dick slips out.

Category: Dick Jokes

Published: 12 July 2019

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Guy tells his buddy: "I think I've become di-sexual."

Friend asks: "Di-sexual? What the hell is that?"

Guy says: "If I don't get me some pussy pretty soon... I'm gonna kill myself."

Category: Dick Jokes

Published: 21 October 2016

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An old woman wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery to bury her cat. As she boarded the bus, she whispered to the driver, I have a dead pussy. The driver pointed to the woman in the seat behind him and said, "Sit with my wife...you two have a lot in common."

Category: Dick Jokes

Published: 11 May 2016

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I once went on date with a girl who didn't swallow.

There was soup everywhere!