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The Dick Joke

High art... from a low place.

Good advice from old Dick Johnson: You gotta stick it out if your're gonna start young!

Definition of love: Your heart melts and comes squirting out the end of your dick.

20 years the wife finally gives him a blowjob.

Phone rings he picks it up says: It's for you, cocksucker.

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Why'd the guy marry the Siamese twin?

So he could fuck his wife and have a girlfriend on the side.

What's the smartest thing that ever came out of a woman's mouth?

Einstein's dick.

Grandpa always told me don’t watch your money watch your health. So one day, while I'm watching my health, someone stole my money.

It was grandpa.

Advice From Dick