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The Dick Joke

High art... from a low place.

Good advice from old Dick Johnson: You gotta stick it out if your're gonna start young!

Definition of love: Your heart melts and comes squirting out the end of your dick.

20 years the wife finally gives him a blowjob.

Phone rings he picks it up says: It's for you, cocksucker.

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After a night of drinking, drugs and wild sex, I woke up to find myself next to a really ugly woman.

That's when I realized I made it home safely.

A cop pulls a guy over and says, "Hey pal... did you know your wife fell out a few blocks back?"

"Thank God... I thought I went deaf."

What do you say to a women with small tits?

Nothing!

Advice From Dick