What do you call a hooker with a runny nose?
Full.
Wife walks into the den & asks: "What's on the TV?"
I told her "Dust!"
And that's when the fight started...
Why is psychoanalysis faster for men than women?
When he has to go back to his childhood he's already there.
A woman's in labor. She's got her feet up in the stirrups, screaming in pain and cursing her husband.
He turns and says, "Hey, don't blame me. I wanted to stick it in your ass, but you said, 'No, that'll hurt.' "
