What do you call a hooker with a runny nose?
Full.
My wife was lying in bed a little dissatisfied with my performance when she asked: "What do my clitoris, our anniversary, and the fuckin' toilet have in common?" I said "You got me."
She said: "You miss them all."
And that's when the fight started...
Which is the odd one out a woman, a microwave or a freezer?
The microwave, the other two leak when they're fucked!
What's the difference between meat and chicken?
If you beat your chicken, it dies.
