What do you call a hooker with a runny nose?
Women are like parking spots. With all the good ones taken & nobody looking, you stick it in a disabled one.
Why do only 10 percent of men make it to heaven?
Because if they all went, it would be called hell.
My wife and I were sitting at breakfast having bacon and eggs. I told her: Darling, you're just like bacon... you look, smell and taste fantastic!"
Thanks she said... before I added: "And your both killing me slowly."
And that's when the fight started...