What do you call a hooker with a runny nose?
Full.
So I went to the doctor for a physical and he told me I should stop jerking off. I asked him why should I stop?
He told me: "Because you're at a physical."
My dick's so big it was overthrown by a military coup. It's now known as the Democratic Republic of My Dick.
A female officer arrests a drunk. As she puts the cuffs on him she warns: "You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be held against you..."
Before she can finish the drunk shouts out: "Boobs"
