What do you call a hooker with a runny nose?
Full.
What do you call a 350-pound stripper?
Broke.
Old guy says: "Doc, every morning at 7 I take a healthy piss, and then at 8 I take a big shit."
"So... what's the problem?"
"I don't get up until 9."
What do you call hooker that likes it in the ass?
A crack whore.
