Dick Jokes

Created: 20 July 2017

Hits: 2528

What do you call a guy with a small dick?

Justin!

What do you call a guy with a giant dick?

Phil!

Created: 15 July 2017

Hits: 2003

One day the boss calls in the vice-president. "We're downsizing. We have to lay off either Jack or Barbara."

The VP tells him, "Barbara is my best worker, but Jack has a wife and three kids. I'm not sure what to do."

The next morning the VP is waiting and Barbara is the first to arrive. He tells her, "Barbara, I've got a problem. I've got to lay you or Jack off and I don't know what to do?"

Barbara quickly responds, "You'd better jack off. I've got a headache."

Created: 13 July 2017

Hits: 2533

I told my buddy: "I got caught jerking off to a National Geographic magazine."

Asks: "Were you embarrassed?"

"No, but my dentist's receptionist was."