What do you call a guy who can sit on an ice cream cone and tell you the flavor?
A smartass!
What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean.
A good start.
What do all the female reindeer do when santa is busy working with the males on christmas eve?Go into town and blow a couple of bucks!
What is a lesbian's favorite thing to eat?
A Klondike Bar.
