What do you call a guy who can sit on an ice cream cone and tell you the flavor?
A smartass!
1st you forget names, then faces. Next it's pulling your zipper up, And finally you forget to pull it down.
Nursing homes now give Viagra to the old guys living there.
Keeps them from rolling out of bed.
1/3 of women not interested in sex. Me too. The 1/3 from the neck up...meh. From the tits down? I'm in.
