What do you call a guy who can sit on an ice cream cone and tell you the flavor?
A smartass!
Women are like parking spots. With all the good ones taken & nobody looking, you stick it in a disabled one.
Why are men like cars?
Because they always pull out before they check to see if anyone else is coming.
At a party the other night I was asked how I view lesbian relationships.
Apparently "In HD" was not the best answer.
