What do you call a guy who can sit on an ice cream cone and tell you the flavor?
A smartass!
A guy visits a psychiatrist and lies on the couch. The doc asks: "What's your problem?"
The guy tells him, "Doc, I can't seem to make any friends. Can you help me, you fat fuck?"
A guy takes his date back to her place. He gets her up to her bedroom where he sees a wall full of fluffy toys.
After he fucks her he asks her: "How was I?"
She says: "Take anything from the bottom shelf."
Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring?
He changed his mind. Decided to stick it out for one more year!
